So John said...

John: hey, I thought your goal was to have turu sleep with all the feanorians
nutmeg: and?
John: he never tried at cara
nutmeg: -yet-
nutmeg: Sar's Cara might have done it. yours... idk
John: oh god
John: please don't screw cara's corpse
nutmeg: lol
John: "I saw Turgon hanging around the crypt" "You... you don't think he..."
nutmeg ( Read more... )

Because, well, there have been no posts in a very long time. >.>

Snacky: I feel bad for that poor kid!
Snacky: ;D
Snacky: Ameniel will probably lose it somewhere
Jess: ahahaha
Jess: probably IN A TREE
Snacky: omg I almost said that!

Some of the OOC chat for this, since it was amusing.

( ponderings on the child and wheel of... sex toys? )

snacky: WOE!
snacky: no glitter and mansex for you
Jess: ;-;
Jess: instead, the Chronicles of Narnia: The Last High King of the Noldor XD

Edit: VELVET GOLDMINE, JOHN!! Sheesh. :P

Some OOC comments from this post.

nutmeg: this is going to turn into a repeat of their last chat, isn't it? :P
Jess: probably XD
Jess: bad, because I'm already running out of the words we thought of >.>
Sar: LOL
nutmeg: yeeeah.... me too lol
nutmeg: unless we want to get into "emptying the dishwasher" and "fertilizing the lawn"
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John: I've decided that Melkor will have his first crush if I can get someone to play him
Snacky: heh, okay!
John: gil-galad, fingon's assbaby in canon. Teenage elf from the future put to work keeping an eye on the possible dark lord as his babysitter. Melkor gets a crush, goes insane briefly
Snacky: ....
Snacky: his assbaby in CANON?
John: GAME ( Read more... )

Jess: I am amused with Turgon; most people give welcome baskets, Turu gives welcome fucks XD
nutmeg: he likes to see what's coming into town...
Jess: XD "Welcome to Gondolin, you want to fuck?"

Also... take_me_turu & fingons_flings. I blame Sar for those. >.>

Aredhel: Turu told me a bit... *pats* I'm with you, though. At least to the point just before you kill them all.
Maglor: Well, no one ELSE is doing anything about it.
Aredhel: we're working on it!
Maglor: Not fast enough.
Aredhel: so your solution is kill everyone even if it makes you hate yourself in the future?
Maglor: It won't.
Aredhel: it's ( Read more... )

Apparently, I'm a bloody spam. Deal with it. Anyway. Since one of my favourite pasttimes is bothering Fingon, I have quotes!

nutmeg: hey Fingon, would you sleep with either of your parents if they were willing? *just curious*
Fingon: .... .... ... ...I'd sleep with people who LOOKED like them but not THEM
Fingon: that would be wrong
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OOC moment:

Noni: I don't know what to do around you any more, Theo.
Theo: try relaxing
Noni: I've never relaxed. Not unless I'm having sex.
Theo: please don't relax around me and sexburg