In which I learn new things about Tolkien

[the_whitelady]

John: I've decided that Melkor will have his first crush if I can get someone to play him
Snacky: heh, okay!
John: gil-galad, fingon's assbaby in canon. Teenage elf from the future put to work keeping an eye on the possible dark lord as his babysitter. Melkor gets a crush, goes insane briefly
Snacky: ....
Snacky: his assbaby in CANON?
John: GAME CANON
John: I LEFT OUT A WORD