Easiest, cheapest meal ever. I'm a genius. I found out you can buy a giant thing of chicken hearts and gizzards for like $3 because no one besides me actually wants to eat them. Then I bought tomato basil soup and snap peas, and put them all in a pot, and then put rice in a rice cooker. I didn't have to do ANYTHING. The hearts and gizzards and snap ( Read more... )

1) I'M GOING TO RIP MY BRAIN OUT THROUGH MY EYE SOCKETS ( Read more... )

1) I went shopping! For some things I actually needed. Unfortunately, this means I cannot afford to eat until the next time I get paid. In, uh. . . two weeks. TWO WEEKS ON FIFTY DOLLARS, THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING. I think it means I need to actually be home so I can eat ramen instead of eating out. I DON'T WANT TO BE AT HOME, MA. I WANT TO ( Read more... )

I just made this, because I had soba lying around for some reason. It was delicious. Because I'm awesome. THOUGH IF YOU MAKE IT, use a little less soba than the recipe calls for. Or at any rate, it did not appropriately match my preferred noodles/veggies ratio.

OKAY SO I GOT TAGGED FOR THIS MEME by thebigkaboosh and maybe some other people, idk, like ages ( Read more... )

GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I can hold the first stage of headstand for like ten out of the thirty seconds recommended by my teacher before moving onto the next stage. ON THE OTHER HAND, now every single one of my abs/obliques/lower back muscles is in severe amounts of pain. THEREFORE, I have determined that headstand >>>>> sit-ups, any day. FEAR MY ( Read more... )

You know I'm not doing too hot when I pull out the Dizzy Gillespie and Charlie Parker. Dammit, I need more Home Music. I don't have enough blues, definitely, and I could use more jazz too. Every time I go home I plan to import some of the CDs my dad plays every day, and then I forget. I swear, I'm actually going to ask him this time. And I ( Read more... )

WHY IS THERE NOT A CHINESE BAKERY THAT'S NOT A HALF HOUR WALK AWAY. That I know of? WHY DOES STARBUCKS SERVE JAPANESE GREEN TEA. WHYYYYYYYYYY. WHY. WHY CAN I NOT STOP LOOKING UP RECIPES FOR JAPANESE FOOD. THEY JUST ALL LOOK SO EASY. BUT I HAVE NO TIME. WHY DO I SO DESPERATELY CRAVE ASIAN FOOD. Except Japanese green tea. I hate Japanese ( Read more... )