Easiest, cheapest meal ever. I'm a genius. I found out you can buy a giant thing of chicken hearts and gizzards for like $3 because no one besides me actually wants to eat them. Then I bought tomato basil soup and snap peas, and put them all in a pot, and then put rice in a rice cooker. I didn't have to do ANYTHING. The hearts and gizzards and snap ( Read more... )

1) I GOT DRIVEN HOME BY A COP LAST NIGHT.

....... Well, okay, not really. Rob's dad drove me home, and he happens to be a cop. But on some level I think riding in a red '86 Firebird was even more awesome than riding home in a squad car.2) Macs are weird. Especially when they're big. Then they make me want a Big Mac. But mostly they're just ( Read more... )

So it has occurred to me that I have new friends. Perhaps I will introduce myself. Hi. I am. A person. NAMED SONYA. Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. I mostly use this journal to record my stupidity, and I occasionally post long, self-indulgent rants questioning my sexuality a/o sanity. Actually these days I mostly just use it to bother other people -- I mean ( Read more... )

I should go make dinner but I'm too fucking lazy. I will just snack on the 187541543 pounds of food I bought earlier. But if I don't make dinner, I should go outside and practice TKD like I told myself I would, or I should go buy nails and a hammer to fix this stupid fucking drawer, or I should continue organizing my stuff and trying to navigate ( Read more... )

HOLY FUCK. OUR WATCHMEN TICKETS ARE FOR IMAX AND I DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL NOW. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD! T-minus three hours ( Read more... )

Today I had the fastest dentist appointment ever. Apparently my responsible tooth-cleaning processes have paid off, and they didn't have to do much of anything. Which is good, because the less amount of time I spend with creepy metal instruments in my mouth reduces the risk of my completely losing it, throttling the poor nurse, and running off ( Read more... )

(Sometimes I think I can see right through myself)Question: the word ruthless. What the bloody fuck is a ruth? I would assume it would be a good idea to have a ruth, but how can we strive towards having a ruth if we don't know what it is ( Read more... )

Well, today Sucked Marginally Less Than Yesterday, mostly because RISU GAVE ME AN OTO HITEATE FOR CHRISTMAS OH MY FUCKING GOD EEKSQUEE I SHALL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER ( Read more... )