Me: *starts watching Family Guy ( Read more... )

1) I went shopping! For some things I actually needed. Unfortunately, this means I cannot afford to eat until the next time I get paid. In, uh. . . two weeks. TWO WEEKS ON FIFTY DOLLARS, THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING. I think it means I need to actually be home so I can eat ramen instead of eating out. I DON'T WANT TO BE AT HOME, MA. I WANT TO ( Read more... )

KURURUGI SUZAKU, HOPPING THROUGH THE FOREST ( Read more... )

You know how people pat their pockets when they realize they've forgotten something that would go in their pockets? Today I stopped in the middle of the street to pat the areas where my underwear should have been when I realized I'd forgotten to put it on ( Read more... )

Meme from a moron. Body by -- what?

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me ( Read more... )

I just realised that I've always sung the chorus of Rammstein's 'Sonne' as 'here comes lasagna' and never bothered to think about what the words actually are. Whatever, obviously he's singing about lasagna, because if I had to write a melodramatic metal song it would definitely be about lasagna.

. . . oh, apparently it's 'hier kommt die Sonne.' ( Read more... )

. . . I just walked into the wall of my room. Face-first. Looking right at it. Just walked right into it. For no reason.

Oww.

EDIT: It's sad how early I start picking out the song to use for that 'lyrics that represent your year' question in that eternally popular New Year's meme.

^^ totally the words

( LOOK, IT'S MR. NA!!!! )

Passing slowly through a vector damp with fog ( Read more... )

FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I think I might buy that for Kathy.

EDIT: I TAKE IT BACK. THIS IS WAY FUNNIER.