Another party? I'll pass ( Read more... )

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No... dammit! Not again... why can't I protect that woman?

[[Filtered to Maya and Pearl]]

...

I...

Ugh... *very sick waking up noises*

Oh God, my head...

Damn island... liquor? Really? Agh, I still taste it...

I need a few dozen cups of coffee.

[[Edit]]

By the way, broke things off with my astral girlfriends. It was a short fling, but passionate.

My fruity girlfriend left me. Ah, well. Better to have loved and lost.

*sips coffee*

But Trite's the more important issue here. Somehow I didn't expect him to be on the island's little hit list.

[[Filtered to Kittens (Maya, Mia, Pearl)]]...Well. When was the last time any of you saw him ( Read more... )

*reclining in a chair in his room with his feet propped up, with some weight applied, on a red melon*

These things are tougher than a hyperactive turtle that knows judo in a tank aboard a battleship.

*sips coffee*

My fruity girlfriend here is putting up a hell of a fight. I like that in an edible woman. Anybody have any ideas?

*strolling through halls casually with no difficulty, sipping coffee, not spilling a drop. His secret? Pure manliness*

What's all the fuss about, everybody?

A punk who didn't want to cop a plea for getting caught graffitiing city hall, defended by some incompetent no-name. How exciting. Kid got a slap on the wrist.

At least it paid the bills.

How about another murder case, hm? Come on, Memento Eden, you've got more mayhem in you than this.

*chugs coffee*

[[Er, mods. $750 for the case?]]

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*chugs coffee*

Mikami's not around anymore. That's minus one dangerous psychopath, plus... well, knowing this place, around five or six more showed up today.

I think I'm gonna go ahead with prosecution after all.

*sips coffee*

There are plenty of people with crazy powers around. If anybody can make something that looks like a laser, preferably red, could you coordinate with me enough to help put on a little show? Trust me, it'll be worth your while.

*sips coffee*