*sips coffee*

Another open and shut case. Isn't there a decent defense attorney on this rock? Or at least a clever criminal? A battle in a courtroom should be... more than this. Exhilarating! A surge stronger than the caffeine from your twelfth cup with every objection!

At least Trite had a knack for turning things around.

[[Mods, pay the man

Ugh... *very sick waking up noises*

Oh God, my head...

Damn island... liquor? Really? Agh, I still taste it...

I need a few dozen cups of coffee.

[[Edit]]

By the way, broke things off with my astral girlfriends. It was a short fling, but passionate.

*reclining in a chair in his room with his feet propped up, with some weight applied, on a red melon*

These things are tougher than a hyperactive turtle that knows judo in a tank aboard a battleship.

*sips coffee*

My fruity girlfriend here is putting up a hell of a fight. I like that in an edible woman. Anybody have any ideas?