Ugh... *very sick waking up noises*

Oh God, my head...

Damn island... liquor? Really? Agh, I still taste it...

I need a few dozen cups of coffee.

[[Edit]]

By the way, broke things off with my astral girlfriends. It was a short fling, but passionate.

*reclining in a chair in his room with his feet propped up, with some weight applied, on a red melon*

These things are tougher than a hyperactive turtle that knows judo in a tank aboard a battleship.

*sips coffee*

My fruity girlfriend here is putting up a hell of a fight. I like that in an edible woman. Anybody have any ideas?

Ah, unlimited access to all my favorite foods. Biscotti, coffee cake, the occasional donut.

*sips coffee*

Hope it's not all poisoned.

How long have I been thinking about this? Indecision doesn't suit me. *sips coffee*

Bah.

[[Filtered to Mia]]

The truth is that you and I used to be... fairly close. I hope it's not too forward to ask if we could use the ball to try to get to know each other again?

Settled in at the new place, at long last. More comfortable, more calm, more private...

And yet just spending time at home these past few days has been so boring.*sips coffee ( Read more... )

I seem to have remembered a few special blends of my own creation. Finally.

*sips coffee*

Oh, now that's. That's better than sex.

I'm going to take over preparing the coffee in the cafeteria from now on. I'll be moving out soon, but everyone has a right to some good coffee. Try not to let the jump in quality send you into shock.

*chug*

*sips coffee*

My little roommate amigo is back. It's the same kid, but he doesn't remember me.

*slams cup down without spilling a drop*

Does this place still have any more loopy little rules of existance to memorize, or is this the last one I'm gonna get out of the ballpark?

*awakens with a gasp*

That hurt more than I was expecting. My back's gonna be killing me for months...

Why isn't there any coffee in this damned tent?

Had myself another visit to Hell. Met the devil over coffee, and he's doing fine. His son's growing into a fine, charismatic young man. Big plans, I hear.

COFFEE. NOW.