Another party? I'll pass.
*sips coffee*
Work's still intense... the courts are backed up from all the sexual harassment suits. A few clumsy people misplace their privates, and we're feeling the repercussions weeks later. It's enough to make you think... about the importance of gender identity.
Someone has to establish a standard of manliness to inspire the masses. That someone is obviously me.
If your problems with masculinity happen to involve romance, I urge you to direct all questions
to my column. Aside from that, I'll lead by example. Don't copy me exactly, though; a real man doesn't imitate another man.
*sip*
That's one of my rules.