Between today and yesterday,
I think I sent 100 emails
just... doing my job from home.

Today my friend texted me a local ad on Craigslist...
someone was selling a Hobbit House.
I sent it to my mom.

She scream-texted me that she NEEDED to buy it.


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I spend portions of most months ( Read more... )

If you aren't familiar with this painting,
I'd recommend clicking
\/ \/ Down There \/ \/
Located in the British National Gallery
(that's what SHE said!)

Now, just consider that this Friar was a real person,
("Blessed" Gabriele a Franciscan Superior at Alta, Ancona ( Read more... )

I'm just blowing time, wishing I didn't have to MATHS ( Read more... )

On teenage masturbation ( Read more... )

One of the less offensive comments on some random youtube video:

"I do rate the "fuckability" of almost every woman I see for the first time. what of it? since when is being a heterosexual man a shameful thing?"/facepalm ( Read more... )

Thanksgiving is an American tradition where a few lucky bureaucrats and professionals give thanks ( Read more... )

So there I was, thinking about the little blue and pink forget-me-nots that bloom along my legs ( Read more... )

Maybe its just me but most porn is HILARIOUS ( Read more... )

Today was my fri-day! Hey hey! Ho ho ( Read more... )