Extreme Butter Shortage!
Demand for freshly churned butter has skyrocketed in recent months, creating a dwindling supply and outrageous price-hikes across the Thor! Merry Maid's Butter Warehouse is rising to the challenge, though, and hiring outside labor for the first time in its nearly 120-year history!

Retail Rivals Up the Ante!Sworn rival ( Read more... )

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The Elevator StrikeFollowing several days of striking, the Vogons and the EU were able to negotiate an end to the hostilities. The president of the EU was heard saying, "We are very pleased with the progress that's been made. There were a few concessions, namely the Flatulence Fine, but overall these negotiations mark the beginning of ( Read more... )

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The Miss S.S. Thor PageantThis month marks the first ever Miss S.S. Thor Pageant, sponsored by Troppary’s. If you think you have what it takes to be named the most beautiful woman aboard the ship, send in your application forms right away, and then start practicing for the talent competition! The winner of this contest will walk home ( Read more... )

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The Intergalactic Culinary Institute of Urmom have set up the famed Kitchen Arena on the S.S. Thor this month, and are looking for new talent in refugees and citizens alike! Do you have what it takes to be the next Adamantium Cook!? Take the Adamantium Cook challenge and find out!

The S.S. Thor Community College is staging a musical ( Read more... )

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Rat InfestationCoragllian rats have been spotted on SS Thor in the mall area. This is terrible! These yellow rats have long been feared for their powers of creating illusions. They love to use this power to masquerade as cute and innocent bright-eyed blond human boys and try to fit in among humans. But make no mistake! These ( Read more... )

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Remember to check what pay level you are! You can't take a job with a pay level above your own. Also, Tourism missions are ones that take place on the planet!

Magical Princess! Love Cutie!It's finally here, the favorite of young girls and dirty old men all over the galaxy! The SS Thor will be filming its very own live action ( Read more... )

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Gubbagaffa A trendy new food. No one knows what it is! And once you've smelled it, you really won't want to know. But it's selling like hotcakes, particularly among the aliens of Blobblyx, who lick it up like there's no tomorrow.

Game of RiskAll month, refugees will be allowed to try to dominate the countries of a world map-- ( Read more... )

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Lonely Otaku: The Musical has come to the SS Thor. It’s the story of lonely otaku and their hug pillows, blow-up dolls, doujinshi, mecha models, and action figures! Those who sign up for parts in this musical extravaganza are free to make up characters and plot as they please. Go for broke! MOÉ!!!!

Those bigots Thor for Thorians ( Read more... )

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FAST FOOD WARS
Harpy Burger may be the "place that families love to dine," as the ads say, but a competitor for Harpy Burger's hold on the fastfood market has emerged! The Crispy Minotaur is saturating the airwaves with advertising aimed at the males 17-30 market, with fast-paced, sarcastic, edgy commercials that use the hippest popular ( Read more... )

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( Missions are under the cut! )