June Missions!

Jun 01, 2011 21:42

OOC Mission News
Lonely Otaku: The Musical has come to the SS Thor. It’s the story of lonely otaku and their hug pillows, blow-up dolls, doujinshi, mecha models, and action figures! Those who sign up for parts in this musical extravaganza are free to make up characters and plot as they please. Go for broke! MOÉ!!!!

Those bigots Thor for Thorians and Residents Against Refugees are at it again, trying to hire refugees to turn in their own kind by falsifying paperwork and intimidating refugees. Will your character go turncoat? It’s a great way to be a jerk!

Gammelian Roaches have been spotted aboard the SS Thor. These roaches look like adorable uniformed schoolgirls on the outside in their larval stage, but don't be fooled, on the inside they are nasty vermin-filled pests that eat garbage and spread bacteria all about! The adult Gammelian Roach measures more than two meters long and can lay up to three hundred eggs a day. They prefer to nest in coffeeshops and bookstores. Want to fight the Gammelian Roaches? See Maintenance.

Want to handle hot weiners all night long? Hot Diggity Dog has just the mission for you! See Culinary.

Crabs, crabs, crabs: You may notice that I Got Crabs is asking employees to cook crabs and deliver them door to door. You may also notice that SS Thor Animal Control is asking for agents to capture and destroy all crabs on site. Does anyone else forsee a problem here?

Dancing With The Refugees has come to the SS Thor! This contest TV show pits pairs of refugees against one another and forces them to learn to dance in front of everyone. Couples will undergo harsh training all month long until they can dance elegantly enough to impress the judges. The winning pair of refugees will receive one huge cash prize, a complete fashion remodel of their rooms, and new wardrobes! It's time to cut a rug!

The TOURISM section of the missions are those that happen down on the planet. Protected Species on Wrryndia are dragons and pixies. If you sign up for a job or have your character take actions in which your character might be suspected of harming one, feel free to have law enforcement on the planet track your character down.

Pirates vs. SS: Sky pirates on Wrryndia such as Captain Black Takeshi are recruiting for their crews. However, Wrryndian law enforcement is after these buccaneers and their booty. Feel free to have this lead to whatever entanglements you like. Wrryndia’s Sky Soldiers are recruiting too! Want your character to gain a taste of what life is like in the armed forces? Rumor has it that the SS gets cuts of any pirate treasure they bring in!

The Universe’s Extreem Games will be held towards the end of the month. You may have your character acquire equipment, a spiffy outfit, and lessons on the planet to get ready for the contests. Many of the jobs this month have to do with boarding fashions, lessons, or getting photos of refugees shredding some air. Have fun with it.

Wrryndia’s light festival of Rrrysha is happening every Friday night this month. Feel free to have your character take part in the festivities. Floating candle lanterns are released at twilight and prayers spoken to the spirits and ancestors. People take part in Maypole-like traditional dances in which everyone holds a purple string and the crowd untangles to find their “special person” on the other end. Sweet foods are cooked around a campfire, and the pixies and Wrryndians sing ancient songs late into the night. You are free to add your own ideas to the events as you like

HELP WANTED


[Maintenance]
1. The S.S. Thor needs Gammelian Roach exterminators- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The S.S. Thor needs window cleaners- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3. The SS Thor needs elevator therapists- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4. The SS Thor needs surveillance camera installation- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
5. The SS Thor needs oil changers- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
6. The SS Thor needs floor polishers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. The SS Thor needs ventilation system inspectors- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. The SS Thor needs cobweb removal- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
9. The SS Thor needs septic waste disposal - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]

[Delivery]
1. Pizzaxis needs pizza delivery boys/girls. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
2 The Lightning Post needs someone to deliver the paper. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Party Time needs balloon bouquet delivery- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. We Got Legs needs pantyhose deliverers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. The Crispy Minotaur needs food delivery- Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
6. I Got Crabs needs door to door crab transportation- Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
7. Happy Clown Time requires door to door clown-o-grams- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]

[Culinary/Foodservice]
1. I Got Crabs needs crab steamers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Pizzaxis needs cheese graters- Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Mr. Ramen needs noodle makers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Space Shawerma needs pita bakers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Hot Diggity Dog needs wiener roasters to handle wieners all night long- Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Harpy Burger needs nugget makers- [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Chez Pierre’s House of Haute Cuisine needs master chefs to impress the public- [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. Bomb A$$ Cakes needs hip and edgy cake creators- Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]

[Sales/Retail]
1. Baby Bundlez needs salespeople to sell cutesy costumes for babies- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Space Sports needs sky sporting equipment sales- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Wigs R Us needs wig and toupee sales clerks- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Ziggy’s Awesome Duds needs sales of sky surfing clothing and accessories- Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Cock of the Walk is in search of rooster salespeople - [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. A Bigger Fish to Fry needs fish frypan demonstrators- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Saddle Up needs staff to sell saddle, bridle, and harness equipment for various species - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. Otter Pops needs popsicle stand operators- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
9. Watermelon World needs watermelon telemarketers- Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
10. Glitz & Glamour needs formal dress sales staff- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]

[Health and Safety]
1. SS Thor needs toilet disinfectors - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. SS Thor Mall needs food safety testers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Clark Exterminators is looking for rat specialists - Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. SS Thor Animal Control needs dogcatchers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. SS Thor Crime Enforcement needs gophers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Thor for Thorians Society is in search of intimidation agents to randomly card refugees. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Residents Against Refugees needs paperwork falsifiers to help extradite refugees- Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
8. SS Thor Crime Enforcement is looking for public defenders- Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]

[Culture and Couture]
1. Big Bad Burpers needs to record your loudest belches - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Zuzu’s Zoot Suit Palace needs dragon-hide zoot suit models - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Tiffani’s Total Tattoo needs tattoo artists - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Ripping the Clouds needs hangglider designers- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. The SS Thor needs a Prince Charming to kiss sleepers with Love’s First Kiss- Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Sassy Magazine is looking for beauty product bloggers- Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
7. Sharmina Jewelry Designs needs designers to use real pixie wings in new jewelry creations - Slots: [5] Pay: [College Degree]
8. The SS Thor Museum of Everything needs one of each species of sky fish on Wrryndia - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
9. The SS Thor Zoo needs veterinarians - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]

[Education]
1. The S.S. Thor needs primary school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 12 and under only!] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The S.S. Thor needs high school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 13 - 18 only!] Pay: [Minimum]
3. The S.S. Thor needs university students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for adults age 18+ only!] Pay: [Minimum]
4. The S.S. Thor needs teacher's aides. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
5. The S.S. Thor needs Day-Care Sitters. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. The S.S. Thor needs a school nurse. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. The S.S. Thor needs a school psychologist. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
8. The S.S. Thor needs primary school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
9. The S.S. Thor needs high school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
10. The Seen Library needs librarians. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
11. The S.S. Thor needs college professors. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
12. Metalsmithing instructor needed - Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
13. Quidditch instructor needed - Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO Level]

[Entertainment]
1. Dancing with the Refugees needs ballroom dance contest entrants- Slots: [8] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The Price is Righter needs contestants - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Paddy McBean’s Olde Whisky Hole is searching for sassy lassies to serve up pints - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
4. G.I. Thor, The Patriotic Galactic Hero TV show needs actors- Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Mister Fred’s Children’s Hour needs a new Mister Fred, Mailman Mike, and Pedobear- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Mambo Kings Dinner Show needs spirited, ruffle-shirted band members- Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Katamari With Me TV Show needs katamari rollers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. Mother Is Always Right sitcom needs actors to play Father, Mother, Billy, and Janie- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
9. Jelly Roll Schneider’s Red-Hot Jazz Kitchen needs glamorous hosts and hostesses to entertain guests - Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
10. OMG Gossip Hour needs reporters to dish dirt about refugees- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]

[Arts and Humanities]
1. Thor Community College needs set designers for Lonely Otaku: The Musical- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Thor Mime Time is looking for rotten egg jugglers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Thor Community College needs dancing sexy hug pillows, action figures, and other paraphernalia for their production of Lonely Otaku: The Musical - Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Thor Community College needs actors to play various typical otaku in Lonely Otaku: The Musical - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Thor Community College needs set designers for Lonely Otaku: The Musical- Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Painters needed to create art with condiments- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7. The SS Thor Elementary School needs a playground construction crew - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. The SS Thor Elementary School needs a playground design team- Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
9. Thor Community College needs a director for Lonely Otaku: The Musical - Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]

[Tourism]
1. The Whitecloud Pirates require cabin boys- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Shrrlyng’s Trading Company is in need of discreet crate haulers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Swiftgull Travel needs sail operators- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Warmwynds Resort needs waiters and waitresses- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
5. The Air Sharks Stunt Team needs stylish parachuters - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
6. Rockriver Temple needs stone scrubbers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
7. Wrryndia Law Enforcement needs informants- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]

8. Fyrefall City needs gear winders- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
9. Toulouse the Terrible needs sharp-eyed lookouts- Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
10. Wyrrssk Shipping Concern needs covert pixie bottlers- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
11. Fyrefall City is looking for hanggliding instructors- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
12. Friendly Skyes Ferry needs airship crew members- Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
13. The Grizzly Grinders are looking for air parasailers- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
14. Mosswatyr Shrine is in need of gardeners- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
15. Pegleg Pesci is looking for cannon operators for his airship- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
16. Rusty Crankshaft Sportswear needs sky surf fashion models- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]

17. The Bloody Claw Pirates are looking for dragon hunters- Slots: [5] Pay: [College Degree]
18. Greasegear Village needs music box creators- Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
19. Shred Wind Surf Club needs sky surfing tour guides- Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
20. Twin Suns Stunt Flyers needs airshow trick pilots- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
21. Wild Bill’s Legal Sky Circus needs giant condor rodeo riders- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
22. JetStream Engine Repairs needs airship mechanics- Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
23. Wrryndia Law Enforcement needs Sky Soldiers- Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
24. Sunryse Island is looking for quidditch players (motorized brooms ok) - Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]

25. Warmwynds Resort needs cliff divers- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
26. Seven Stars Daredevils is searching for air rollerhockey players- Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
27. Wrryndia Law Enforcement needs Anti-Smuggling Agents- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
28. Captain Black Takeshi needs swashbuckling sky samurai- Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
29. Gangly Vulture Traders needs dirigible navigators- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
30. Sweetwynd Grand Shrine needs incense makers- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]

[News, Media, and Publishing]
1. Fidel Books needs personal diaries to publish- Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The Lightning Post needs a sports writer - Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3. Bubblegum Comics needs comic book writers- Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
4. Channel 9 is looking for a snarky late night talk show host team- Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]

[Sciences, Research, and Testing]
1. Happy Family Clinic needs gay penguin parents- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2. SS Thor Labs needs dragon venom collectors- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3. SS Thor Labs needs pixie wing pluckers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
4. SS Thor Labs needs stream crossers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Consumer Safety Magazine needs My Buddy Talking Doll safety testers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Prescott Pharmaceuticals needs fertility drug test subjects - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7. Freshy Farms Chicken needs hormone-fed chicken taste testers - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. SS Thor Labs needs vegetable pickers. - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
9. SS Thor Labs needs Jell-O jigglers.- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]

Special Mission:
holmes_blogger is hiring monthly staff for the Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic!
1. Janitor - Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Orderlies - Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Nurses - Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Interns - Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Receptionist - Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]

Notes:
The missions will be posted on every floor of the S.S. Thor and can also be found in the Lightning Post for those already subscribing, as well as on the network. Unless otherwise stated it's first come first serve, so just reply to the right comment below and you'll get it! However, to make sure everyone has a chance to get a mission, you have to wait until Monday, June 6th before you can apply for a second one.

To see what the requirements are for applying for Somewhat Decent, College Degree, and CEO level Wages, go here, and make sure you comment if you want the promotion!

Each mission lasts a month, and the paycheck will be handed out after the mission has been completed.
For those characters (and muns) who appreciate a bit more stability in their life, we have a Permanent Jobs Listing. If you're interested in pursuing this, please read all the instructions carefully before applying.

Replies will be in character. Please wait until all the jobs have been listed before commenting. Any comments made before all of the threads are posted will be deleted! Start a new thread for any OOC questions. And keep spam to a minimum! (...lol...)

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