May Missions!
OOC Info:
FAST FOOD WARS
Harpy Burger may be the "place that families love to dine," as the ads say, but a competitor for Harpy Burger's hold on the fastfood market has emerged! The Crispy Minotaur is saturating the airwaves with advertising aimed at the males 17-30 market, with fast-paced, sarcastic, edgy commercials that use the hippest popular music, video games, and sexy celebrities to attract young adults' tiny attention spans. Their "Minotaur Munches" commercial during the Galactic Bowl last month even showed the attitude-packed Minotaur King biting the head off of a dead ringer for Harpy Burger's fun-loving, kid-friendly mascot, Harpy McBird. Thor residents will see ad wars and costume mascots for both franchises trying to win the hearts and minds of the public in their own ways.
CABIN BOYS GONE WILD
The SS Thor was rocked by the departure of the Sly Seabream, host of its favorite reality show, Real Cabin Boys of the SS Thor. The show is looking for a new host now, one who can get the real scoop and the footage that brings all the shock and drama of the worst reality TV. Remember poor Jace, with his surgery mishap, his surprise pregnancy, and his narcoleptic middle-aged boyfriend? The show's producers are hoping to top that this year with even more heartbreaking news. It doesn't matter if what you say is true or not, the more over the top the more people seem to love it! Get on out there and twist those facts for your rabid fans!
WEST SIDE GALAXY STORY
In this high-energy martial arts musical, Mariasnaxl and Tonygurrb, refugees from very different worlds, meet at a dance party in their rescue ship and fall hopelessly in love. But Tonygurrb is from Planet Thubglub, and a member of the Comets, a delinquent gang of criminals. Mariasnaxl is a proud Sxpan warrior, from the planet of Chxisss, and sworn to protect only the clan. Mariasnaxl's brother Brrrbo, leader of the Sxpans, forbids Mariasnaxl to ever see Tonygurrb again. What will become of this sad love? It's your turn to decide! Thor Community College is now holding casting calls (all parts open to any species/gender), and seeking set designers and a director.
THEME PARK PARADISE
Jobs listed under "Tourism" are located on the planet. You can find theme parks of any type to work in! Strap on a scrubber suit and get tossed down a waterslide as a human scrub brush at Waterworld. Serve drinks at Palm Paradise's sexy, suntanned beaches. Design your own rollercoaster at Rollercoaster Ravine. Treat stings on the swimmers at Raging Waters' Jellyfish Reef!
HELP WANTED
[Maintenance]
1. The S.S. Thor needs dumpster scrubbers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The S.S. Thor needs button pushers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3. The SS Thor needs security system checkers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4. The SS Thor needs battery chargers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
5. Fighting Monsters Battle Ring needs pooper scoopers- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
6. The SS Thor needs illithium crystal handlers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. The SS Thor needs airlock inspectors- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. The SS Thor needs lasergun testers - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
9. The SS Thor needs radioactive waste disposal techs - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
[Delivery]
1. EZ Vend needs underwear vending machine restockers. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
2 The Lightning Post needs someone to deliver the paper. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Snuggies Diapers needs diaper routers: pick up the soiled ones, restock customers with fresh- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Serbaktx's Sweets needs cookie and fruit bouquet deliverers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. A Bonny Wee Song For You needs kilted Highland bagpipe players and dancers to deliver stouthearted telegrams- Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
6. Popples To You needs live popple wranglers- Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
7. Sex Bomb needs costumed door to door Sex Bomb delivery - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
[Culinary/Foodservice]
1. Jelly's Last Jam needs grape smashers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Sandwich Hut needs edgy, creative sandwich designers- Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Neato Burrito needs burrito rollers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Yogurt Planet needs yogurt flavor creators - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. The Crispy Minotaur needs minotaur steak fryers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Harpy Burger needs harpy burger chefs- [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Hippie Health Nuts needs raw vegan food chefs- [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. Voodoo Mama Juju's needs jambalaya makers- Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
[Sales/Retail]
1. It's a Thong needs thong salespeople- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The SS Thor Zoo needs souvenier sellers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Furs Furs Furs needs fur garment sales - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Rockstar Shirts needs hip t-shirt hawkers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Pet My Eel needs product sales reps and demonstrators - [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Are You Out Of Your Gourds needs gourd telemarketers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Yo Momma Jokes needs joke salespersons - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. Renovate Now needs sales staff to sell quality room upgrades to refugees- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
9. Pretty Calamarian Cosmetics needs cosmetic sales staff - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
10. Good Vibrations needs classy ladies' personal massage equipment sales reps - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
[Health and Safety]
1. Clark Exterminators is looking for guano collectors - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. SS Thor needs lactose-free milk formuators - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Clark Exterminators is looking for bat specialists - Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. SS Thor needs hall monitors - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. SS Thor Crime Enforcement needs snitches - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. The SS Thor needs healthy, positive public service announcements on today's tough issues- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7. Big Brothers, Big Sisters needs mentors for small children- Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
8. SS Thor Crime Enforcement is looking for pony interrogators- Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
[Culture and Couture]
1. Ferret Fashions needs designers of adorable costumes for pet ferrets - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Hikipiki Hair Designs needs hairdressers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Too Sexy Furries needs furry costume models - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Manolo Blergnik's Shoe Designs needs designers with shoe ideas- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. The SS Thor needs a fairy godmother- Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Sassy Magazine is looking for foot and hand models- Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
7. Not Your Grandma's Swimsuit requires wearers of swimsuits - Slots: [5] Pay: [College Degree]
8. The SS Thor Museum of Everything needs curators - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
9. The SS Thor Aquarium needs marine biologists to educate the public on aquatic creatures - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
[Education]
1. The S.S. Thor needs primary school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 12 and under only!] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The S.S. Thor needs high school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 13 - 18 only!] Pay: [Minimum]
3. The S.S. Thor needs university students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for adults age 18+ only!] Pay: [Minimum]
4. The S.S. Thor needs teacher's aides. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
5. The S.S. Thor needs Day-Care Sitters. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. The S.S. Thor needs a school nurse. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. The S.S. Thor needs a school psychologist. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
8. The S.S. Thor needs primary school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
9. The S.S. Thor needs high school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
10. The Seen Library needs librarians. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
11. The S.S. Thor needs college professors. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
12. Popple Care instructor needed - Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
13. Occult Studies instructor needed - Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO Level]
[Entertainment]
1. Pirates vs. Ninjas Action-Packed Dinner Theater needs swashbuckling, swaggering pirates - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Pirates vs. Ninjas Action-Packed Dinner Theater needs ninjas of the night - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Le Moulin Rouge needs singers and can-can dancers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Sparkly Pretty Fairies TV show needs actors- Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. The Crispy Minotaur needs costumed mascots to dress as the EXTREEEEME, bloodthirsty Minotaur King for commercials and public flyer distribution - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. The Crispy Minotaur needs costumed mascots to dress as the wimpy-wimpy, bedwetting Harpy McYou-Know-Who to be trashed in commercials and public demonstrations - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Harpy Burgers needs costumed mascots to dress as harpies and pass out balloon animals to children- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. Real Cabin Boys of the SS Thor needs intrusive hosts to break in and film shocking and sad reality footage of abused and put-upon gay lovers - Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
9. Señorita Cha-cha's House of Hootchie-Kootchie needs sexy señoritas to pour drinks and shake it all night long - Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
10. The Crispy Minotaur needs writers of manly, ASS-KICKING commercials- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
[Arts and Humanities]
1. Thor Community College needs set designers for West Side Galaxy Story - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Thor Mime Time is looking for dramatic origami folders- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Thor Community College needs dancing gang members for their production of West Side Galaxy Story - Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Thor Community College needs an actor to play Brrrbo in West Side Galaxy Story - Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Thor Community College needs an actor to play Mariasnaxl in West Side Galaxy Story - Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
5. Thor Community College needs an actor for the Tonygurrb for West Side Galaxy Story - Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
6. Cotton candy sculpture creators needed - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7. The SS Thor Court of Honor needs two district attorneys- Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. The SS Thor Court of Honor needs two prosecuting attorneys- Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
9. Thor Community College needs a director for West Side Galaxy Story - Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]
10. Peppy Puppets needs puppeteers for children's puppet shows - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
[Tourism]
1. Palm Paradise needs drink mixers- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Palm Paradise needs sunblock appliers- Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3. Rollercoaster Ravine needs rollercoaster crash test dummies- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Rollercoaster Ravine needs rollercoaster designers- Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
5. The Golden Arcade needs mimes- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
6. The Golden Arcade needs face painters- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Waterworld needs Human Waterslide Scrubbers- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
8. Waterworld needs waterslide whistle blowers- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
9. Waterworld needs urine filtration experts- Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
10. Rockin' Pirate Ship needs nausea deck swabbers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
11. Rockin' Pirate Ship needs human gear greasers- Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
12. Bushy Garden's Amazing Story of Tree Sloths needs jeep drivers- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
13. Bushy Garden's Journey to the Land of the Dinosaurs needs tour guides- Slots: [5] Pay: [College Degree]
14. Bushy Garden's Sigfried's Magical Adventure needs hungry tiger keepers- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
15. Raging Waters needs lifeguards for Tidal Wave Beach- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
16. Raging Waters needs Extreme Shark Experience Pool safety monitors- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
17. Raging Waters needs medics for Jellyfish Reef- Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
18. Journey Through the Body needs ride operators for the Diabetes Monorail- Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
19. Journey Through the Body needs intestinal rollercoaster tour guides- Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
20. Journey Through the Body needs actors for the Magic of Menstruation musical show- Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
[News, Media, and Publishing]
1. Dellanova Books needs Gothic tragic romance story writers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Sassy Magazine needs a hairstyle critic - Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3. Sassy Magazine needs two writers to collaborate on a love, sex, and dating advice column- Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
4. Channel 9 is looking for a set of extremely cheerful morning newscasters- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
[Sciences, Research, and Testing]
1. Happy Family Clinic needs mother hens to sit on nest eggs- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2. SS Thor Labs needs Krarlexian mold spore growth measurers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3. SS Thor Labs needs chthulu dissectors- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
4. SS Thor Labs needs leaky battery lickers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Consumer Safety Magazine needs Aeki EZ Snap-Together furniture testers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Prescott Pharmaceuticals needs virility drug test subjects - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7. Nutty Buddy needs candy bar taste testers - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. SS Thor Labs needs rabid raccoon trainers. - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
9. SS Thor Labs needs capsulized food testers.- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
[Physical Labor]
1. Daisy Hill Puppy farm needs puppy wrestlers- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2. StarMoo Dairies needs talking cow milking specialists - Slots: [8] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3. Tanaka Farms needs strawberry harvesters- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Harpy Burgers needs pluckers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
5. Banana Boat needs banana stackers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
6. Serenity by Jan needs candle dippers- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7. Granax's Gems needs rock polishers- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
Notes:
The missions will be posted on every floor of the S.S. Thor and can also be found in the Lightning Post for those already subscribing, as well as on the network. Unless otherwise stated it's first come first serve, so just reply to the right comment below and you'll get it! However, to make sure everyone has a chance to get a mission, you have to wait until Friday, May 6th before you can apply for a second one.
To see what the requirements are for applying for Somewhat Decent, College Degree, and CEO level Wages, go here, and make sure you comment if you want the promotion!
Each mission lasts a month, and the paycheck will be handed out after the mission has been completed.
For those characters (and muns) who appreciate a bit more stability in their life, we have a Permanent Jobs Listing. If you're interested in pursuing this, please read all the instructions carefully before applying.
Replies will be in character. Please wait until all the jobs have been listed before commenting. Any comments made before all of the threads are posted will be deleted! Start a new thread for any OOC questions. And keep spam to a minimum! (...lol...)
FAST FOOD WARS
Harpy Burger may be the "place that families love to dine," as the ads say, but a competitor for Harpy Burger's hold on the fastfood market has emerged! The Crispy Minotaur is saturating the airwaves with advertising aimed at the males 17-30 market, with fast-paced, sarcastic, edgy commercials that use the hippest popular music, video games, and sexy celebrities to attract young adults' tiny attention spans. Their "Minotaur Munches" commercial during the Galactic Bowl last month even showed the attitude-packed Minotaur King biting the head off of a dead ringer for Harpy Burger's fun-loving, kid-friendly mascot, Harpy McBird. Thor residents will see ad wars and costume mascots for both franchises trying to win the hearts and minds of the public in their own ways.
CABIN BOYS GONE WILD
The SS Thor was rocked by the departure of the Sly Seabream, host of its favorite reality show, Real Cabin Boys of the SS Thor. The show is looking for a new host now, one who can get the real scoop and the footage that brings all the shock and drama of the worst reality TV. Remember poor Jace, with his surgery mishap, his surprise pregnancy, and his narcoleptic middle-aged boyfriend? The show's producers are hoping to top that this year with even more heartbreaking news. It doesn't matter if what you say is true or not, the more over the top the more people seem to love it! Get on out there and twist those facts for your rabid fans!
WEST SIDE GALAXY STORY
In this high-energy martial arts musical, Mariasnaxl and Tonygurrb, refugees from very different worlds, meet at a dance party in their rescue ship and fall hopelessly in love. But Tonygurrb is from Planet Thubglub, and a member of the Comets, a delinquent gang of criminals. Mariasnaxl is a proud Sxpan warrior, from the planet of Chxisss, and sworn to protect only the clan. Mariasnaxl's brother Brrrbo, leader of the Sxpans, forbids Mariasnaxl to ever see Tonygurrb again. What will become of this sad love? It's your turn to decide! Thor Community College is now holding casting calls (all parts open to any species/gender), and seeking set designers and a director.
THEME PARK PARADISE
Jobs listed under "Tourism" are located on the planet. You can find theme parks of any type to work in! Strap on a scrubber suit and get tossed down a waterslide as a human scrub brush at Waterworld. Serve drinks at Palm Paradise's sexy, suntanned beaches. Design your own rollercoaster at Rollercoaster Ravine. Treat stings on the swimmers at Raging Waters' Jellyfish Reef!
HELP WANTED
[Maintenance]
1. The S.S. Thor needs dumpster scrubbers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The S.S. Thor needs button pushers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3. The SS Thor needs security system checkers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4. The SS Thor needs battery chargers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
5. Fighting Monsters Battle Ring needs pooper scoopers- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
6. The SS Thor needs illithium crystal handlers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. The SS Thor needs airlock inspectors- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. The SS Thor needs lasergun testers - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
9. The SS Thor needs radioactive waste disposal techs - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
[Delivery]
1. EZ Vend needs underwear vending machine restockers. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
2 The Lightning Post needs someone to deliver the paper. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Snuggies Diapers needs diaper routers: pick up the soiled ones, restock customers with fresh- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Serbaktx's Sweets needs cookie and fruit bouquet deliverers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. A Bonny Wee Song For You needs kilted Highland bagpipe players and dancers to deliver stouthearted telegrams- Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
6. Popples To You needs live popple wranglers- Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
7. Sex Bomb needs costumed door to door Sex Bomb delivery - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
[Culinary/Foodservice]
1. Jelly's Last Jam needs grape smashers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Sandwich Hut needs edgy, creative sandwich designers- Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Neato Burrito needs burrito rollers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Yogurt Planet needs yogurt flavor creators - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. The Crispy Minotaur needs minotaur steak fryers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Harpy Burger needs harpy burger chefs- [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Hippie Health Nuts needs raw vegan food chefs- [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. Voodoo Mama Juju's needs jambalaya makers- Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
[Sales/Retail]
1. It's a Thong needs thong salespeople- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The SS Thor Zoo needs souvenier sellers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Furs Furs Furs needs fur garment sales - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Rockstar Shirts needs hip t-shirt hawkers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Pet My Eel needs product sales reps and demonstrators - [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Are You Out Of Your Gourds needs gourd telemarketers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Yo Momma Jokes needs joke salespersons - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. Renovate Now needs sales staff to sell quality room upgrades to refugees- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
9. Pretty Calamarian Cosmetics needs cosmetic sales staff - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
10. Good Vibrations needs classy ladies' personal massage equipment sales reps - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
[Health and Safety]
1. Clark Exterminators is looking for guano collectors - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. SS Thor needs lactose-free milk formuators - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Clark Exterminators is looking for bat specialists - Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. SS Thor needs hall monitors - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. SS Thor Crime Enforcement needs snitches - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. The SS Thor needs healthy, positive public service announcements on today's tough issues- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7. Big Brothers, Big Sisters needs mentors for small children- Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
8. SS Thor Crime Enforcement is looking for pony interrogators- Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
[Culture and Couture]
1. Ferret Fashions needs designers of adorable costumes for pet ferrets - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Hikipiki Hair Designs needs hairdressers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Too Sexy Furries needs furry costume models - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Manolo Blergnik's Shoe Designs needs designers with shoe ideas- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. The SS Thor needs a fairy godmother- Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Sassy Magazine is looking for foot and hand models- Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
7. Not Your Grandma's Swimsuit requires wearers of swimsuits - Slots: [5] Pay: [College Degree]
8. The SS Thor Museum of Everything needs curators - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
9. The SS Thor Aquarium needs marine biologists to educate the public on aquatic creatures - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
[Education]
1. The S.S. Thor needs primary school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 12 and under only!] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The S.S. Thor needs high school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 13 - 18 only!] Pay: [Minimum]
3. The S.S. Thor needs university students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for adults age 18+ only!] Pay: [Minimum]
4. The S.S. Thor needs teacher's aides. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
5. The S.S. Thor needs Day-Care Sitters. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. The S.S. Thor needs a school nurse. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. The S.S. Thor needs a school psychologist. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
8. The S.S. Thor needs primary school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
9. The S.S. Thor needs high school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
10. The Seen Library needs librarians. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
11. The S.S. Thor needs college professors. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
12. Popple Care instructor needed - Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
13. Occult Studies instructor needed - Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO Level]
[Entertainment]
1. Pirates vs. Ninjas Action-Packed Dinner Theater needs swashbuckling, swaggering pirates - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Pirates vs. Ninjas Action-Packed Dinner Theater needs ninjas of the night - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Le Moulin Rouge needs singers and can-can dancers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Sparkly Pretty Fairies TV show needs actors- Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. The Crispy Minotaur needs costumed mascots to dress as the EXTREEEEME, bloodthirsty Minotaur King for commercials and public flyer distribution - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. The Crispy Minotaur needs costumed mascots to dress as the wimpy-wimpy, bedwetting Harpy McYou-Know-Who to be trashed in commercials and public demonstrations - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Harpy Burgers needs costumed mascots to dress as harpies and pass out balloon animals to children- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. Real Cabin Boys of the SS Thor needs intrusive hosts to break in and film shocking and sad reality footage of abused and put-upon gay lovers - Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
9. Señorita Cha-cha's House of Hootchie-Kootchie needs sexy señoritas to pour drinks and shake it all night long - Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
10. The Crispy Minotaur needs writers of manly, ASS-KICKING commercials- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
[Arts and Humanities]
1. Thor Community College needs set designers for West Side Galaxy Story - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Thor Mime Time is looking for dramatic origami folders- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Thor Community College needs dancing gang members for their production of West Side Galaxy Story - Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Thor Community College needs an actor to play Brrrbo in West Side Galaxy Story - Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Thor Community College needs an actor to play Mariasnaxl in West Side Galaxy Story - Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
5. Thor Community College needs an actor for the Tonygurrb for West Side Galaxy Story - Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
6. Cotton candy sculpture creators needed - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7. The SS Thor Court of Honor needs two district attorneys- Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. The SS Thor Court of Honor needs two prosecuting attorneys- Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
9. Thor Community College needs a director for West Side Galaxy Story - Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]
10. Peppy Puppets needs puppeteers for children's puppet shows - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
[Tourism]
1. Palm Paradise needs drink mixers- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Palm Paradise needs sunblock appliers- Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3. Rollercoaster Ravine needs rollercoaster crash test dummies- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Rollercoaster Ravine needs rollercoaster designers- Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
5. The Golden Arcade needs mimes- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
6. The Golden Arcade needs face painters- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Waterworld needs Human Waterslide Scrubbers- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
8. Waterworld needs waterslide whistle blowers- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
9. Waterworld needs urine filtration experts- Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
10. Rockin' Pirate Ship needs nausea deck swabbers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
11. Rockin' Pirate Ship needs human gear greasers- Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
12. Bushy Garden's Amazing Story of Tree Sloths needs jeep drivers- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
13. Bushy Garden's Journey to the Land of the Dinosaurs needs tour guides- Slots: [5] Pay: [College Degree]
14. Bushy Garden's Sigfried's Magical Adventure needs hungry tiger keepers- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
15. Raging Waters needs lifeguards for Tidal Wave Beach- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
16. Raging Waters needs Extreme Shark Experience Pool safety monitors- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
17. Raging Waters needs medics for Jellyfish Reef- Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
18. Journey Through the Body needs ride operators for the Diabetes Monorail- Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
19. Journey Through the Body needs intestinal rollercoaster tour guides- Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
20. Journey Through the Body needs actors for the Magic of Menstruation musical show- Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
[News, Media, and Publishing]
1. Dellanova Books needs Gothic tragic romance story writers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Sassy Magazine needs a hairstyle critic - Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3. Sassy Magazine needs two writers to collaborate on a love, sex, and dating advice column- Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
4. Channel 9 is looking for a set of extremely cheerful morning newscasters- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
[Sciences, Research, and Testing]
1. Happy Family Clinic needs mother hens to sit on nest eggs- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2. SS Thor Labs needs Krarlexian mold spore growth measurers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3. SS Thor Labs needs chthulu dissectors- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
4. SS Thor Labs needs leaky battery lickers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Consumer Safety Magazine needs Aeki EZ Snap-Together furniture testers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Prescott Pharmaceuticals needs virility drug test subjects - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7. Nutty Buddy needs candy bar taste testers - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. SS Thor Labs needs rabid raccoon trainers. - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
9. SS Thor Labs needs capsulized food testers.- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
[Physical Labor]
1. Daisy Hill Puppy farm needs puppy wrestlers- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2. StarMoo Dairies needs talking cow milking specialists - Slots: [8] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3. Tanaka Farms needs strawberry harvesters- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Harpy Burgers needs pluckers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
5. Banana Boat needs banana stackers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
6. Serenity by Jan needs candle dippers- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7. Granax's Gems needs rock polishers- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
Notes:
The missions will be posted on every floor of the S.S. Thor and can also be found in the Lightning Post for those already subscribing, as well as on the network. Unless otherwise stated it's first come first serve, so just reply to the right comment below and you'll get it! However, to make sure everyone has a chance to get a mission, you have to wait until Friday, May 6th before you can apply for a second one.
To see what the requirements are for applying for Somewhat Decent, College Degree, and CEO level Wages, go here, and make sure you comment if you want the promotion!
Each mission lasts a month, and the paycheck will be handed out after the mission has been completed.
For those characters (and muns) who appreciate a bit more stability in their life, we have a Permanent Jobs Listing. If you're interested in pursuing this, please read all the instructions carefully before applying.
Replies will be in character. Please wait until all the jobs have been listed before commenting. Any comments made before all of the threads are posted will be deleted! Start a new thread for any OOC questions. And keep spam to a minimum! (...lol...)