Planet arrival!
[The intercom comes on with a screech and a fizzle of static...clearly it's feeling abused, being used so often in such a short amount of time.]
Ahem... This is a courtesy announcement to let everyone know we've arrived at this month's destination: Gaia Gardens! As an apology to the refugees and many of our citizens for the troubles we've been having these past few months, we'll be distributing Gaia Garden Fun Bucks to those interested in touring the planet! Supplies are limited and on a first-come, first-serve basis, so send in your request soon.
Have fun, everyone!
[And the feed clicks off]
OOC Info:
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about Gaia Gardens:
It's the happiest place this sector of the Gamma Quadrant of the Dizzknee Galaxy! The entire planet is your theme park, so make with the merry and leave the adults to their industrial strength 'medicine' (Incidentally, there are more 'adult' amusement parks complete with 56 Happy Hours a day. That's right, they created a few extra hours just for you!) Every major city on this world is themed after a certain kind of attraction! Roller coasters, houses of mirrors, haunted houses, teacups, and yes, even laser tag! Can you imagine it? An entire city of laser tag! Disclaimer from the board of tourism: We'd like to take this time to inform you that the laser tag played here employs real, functioning lasers, and as such can easily blind, maim, kill or give you one heck of an ouchie. Gaia Gardens takes no responsibility for blatant recklessness.
An interesting point to note, Gaia Gardens is one of only a handful of planets in the intergalactic community that continues to use its own currency, rather than the standard credit or even the slightly less-standard-but-still-widely-accepted Alterian dollar. Exchange rates vary widly, but generally one Gaia Garden Fun Buck is roughly equivialent to two standard credits...making the Gaia Garden Fun Buck one of the more valuable currancies in the galaxy! The only drawback, of course, is that they're only accepted as legal tender on the planet of Gaia Gardens.
Another point of note, are those ocean sized wave pools, and what's more, the planet is surrounded by beautiful rings. Except those rings are the fastest, highest and fastest hypercoasters and waterslides legally allowed by the Galactic League of Parks. Have fun, and don't forget to take lots of pictures!
Gaia Gardens stats:
Suns: 1, Orange
Sky color: Blue with cotton candy clouds
Day length: Open 8am to 11pm, even on holidays!
Climate: Always bordering on thunder showers, but it never happens. Just like every amusement park ever!
Largest city: The Laser Pits
Chief attractions: Every city is an attraction. Really? Just look at the place!
The Gaia Garden Fun Buck: UNLIKE what the captain just said, any refugee who asks will get 500 of these suckers, regardless of how many have already been distributed. Citizens who request the stipend will only get 50, so shhhh, don't tell, okay? 8)
Missions will be up shortly, pending LJ's cooperation, so stay tuned! o7
Ahem... This is a courtesy announcement to let everyone know we've arrived at this month's destination: Gaia Gardens! As an apology to the refugees and many of our citizens for the troubles we've been having these past few months, we'll be distributing Gaia Garden Fun Bucks to those interested in touring the planet! Supplies are limited and on a first-come, first-serve basis, so send in your request soon.
Have fun, everyone!
[And the feed clicks off]
OOC Info:
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about Gaia Gardens:
It's the happiest place this sector of the Gamma Quadrant of the Dizzknee Galaxy! The entire planet is your theme park, so make with the merry and leave the adults to their industrial strength 'medicine' (Incidentally, there are more 'adult' amusement parks complete with 56 Happy Hours a day. That's right, they created a few extra hours just for you!) Every major city on this world is themed after a certain kind of attraction! Roller coasters, houses of mirrors, haunted houses, teacups, and yes, even laser tag! Can you imagine it? An entire city of laser tag! Disclaimer from the board of tourism: We'd like to take this time to inform you that the laser tag played here employs real, functioning lasers, and as such can easily blind, maim, kill or give you one heck of an ouchie. Gaia Gardens takes no responsibility for blatant recklessness.
An interesting point to note, Gaia Gardens is one of only a handful of planets in the intergalactic community that continues to use its own currency, rather than the standard credit or even the slightly less-standard-but-still-widely-accepted Alterian dollar. Exchange rates vary widly, but generally one Gaia Garden Fun Buck is roughly equivialent to two standard credits...making the Gaia Garden Fun Buck one of the more valuable currancies in the galaxy! The only drawback, of course, is that they're only accepted as legal tender on the planet of Gaia Gardens.
Another point of note, are those ocean sized wave pools, and what's more, the planet is surrounded by beautiful rings. Except those rings are the fastest, highest and fastest hypercoasters and waterslides legally allowed by the Galactic League of Parks. Have fun, and don't forget to take lots of pictures!
Gaia Gardens stats:
Suns: 1, Orange
Sky color: Blue with cotton candy clouds
Day length: Open 8am to 11pm, even on holidays!
Climate: Always bordering on thunder showers, but it never happens. Just like every amusement park ever!
Largest city: The Laser Pits
Chief attractions: Every city is an attraction. Really? Just look at the place!
The Gaia Garden Fun Buck: UNLIKE what the captain just said, any refugee who asks will get 500 of these suckers, regardless of how many have already been distributed. Citizens who request the stipend will only get 50, so shhhh, don't tell, okay? 8)
Missions will be up shortly, pending LJ's cooperation, so stay tuned! o7