September Missions!
HELP WANTED
OOC Info:
Rat InfestationCoragllian rats have been spotted on SS Thor in the mall area. This is terrible! These yellow rats have long been feared for their powers of creating illusions. They love to use this power to masquerade as cute and innocent bright-eyed blond human boys and try to fit in among humans. But make no mistake! These rats, which can grow to a size of up to two feet, are disgusting vermin that eat garbage and carry disease. They must be exterminated. Watch out for them!
Bestsellers: Your Roommate Could Be a VampireIs your roommate a vampire? They just might be! Pick up the best-seller Your Roommate Could Be A Vampire and find out what you need to look out for. It may be frightening, yes, but you need to know before you get bitten. The section on Types of Vampires will help you see if your suspect is a Classic Dracula type, an Elegant Gothic Vampire, a Teen Romance Vampire, a Buffy type, or a Lost Boys! Be sure to read the Vampire Extermination chapter to know what you need to do to get rid of your resident vampire before they try to profligate with you. Beware especially of pale skin, aversion to light, and sleepiness during the daytime. Remember, they can only come in if you invite them!
Entertainment: PirateScoutsPirateScouts, the popular video game that packages a bloody and violent historical theme in brightly colored characters and silliness for children, is becoming a live-action show. The heroic hip-hopping, breakdancing, swordfighting PirateScouts roam the fifteen seas in search of more and more money. Now their adventures have brought them into trouble, as the cunning Navy is chasing them and stopping them from getting their booty at every port they weigh anchor in. Can the PirateScouts get all the cash they need to retire at 25, or is it more money more problems? You can be part of the fun! Sign up for a role in the new TV show today!
HELP WANTED
[Maintenance]1. The S.S. Thor needs yarn ballers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The S.S. Thor needs cheerful lightbulb changers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3. SS Thor needs carpet stain removers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4. SS Thor needs floor painters- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
5. SS Thor needs elegant toilet scrubbers- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
6. SS Thor needs giant hamster wheel repair- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. SS Thor needs hyperkryllegion carbuerator mechanics- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. SS Thor needs oil changers- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
9. SS Thor needs singing, dancing chimney sweeps- Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
[Delivery]1. The Lightning Post needs someone to deliver the paper. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Pizzaxis needs pizza deliverers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3. Rakuichi Ramen needs ramen delivery- Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Undies Direct needs underwear deliverypersons- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Waterbeds Are Swell needs waterbed delivery and setup- Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
6. EZ Vend needs its rabid weasel vending machines restocked. - Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
7. How About A Papaya needs door to door furry papaya sales - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
[Culinary/Foodservice]1. Peter Pan's Peanut Butter needs peanut smashers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Pizzaxis needs pizza dough tossers- Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Zorba's Gyros needs hummus makers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Panda Garden Restaurant needs bamboo burger chefs - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Esperanza Empanadas needs empanada stuffers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Avian Club 42 needs feathered, snobby waitstaff - [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Intergalactic House of Pancakes needs new pancake recipe inventors - [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. Down-Home Texas Barbeque needs brontosaurus barbequers- Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
9. ShoutaCon♥Cafe needs sweet, boyish, and adorable waiters to play games with customers and serve food- Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
[Sales/Retail]1. Are You Out Of Your Gourds needs gourd telemarketers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Helicopters-R-Us needs helicopter ejection seat sales reps - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3. SpaceGlasses needs eyewear retail staff for a month-long 75% off Glasses for Everyone sale - Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
4. EasyPeasy Cinnamon Bun Maker needs demonstrators - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Fertilizer To You needs door to door fertilizer sales - [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Romance.com matchmaking service needs telemarketers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Mr. Sofa needs sentient sofa retail staff - Slots: [5] Pay: [College Degree]
8. Fitness Threads needs extreme spandex fashion sales - Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
9. Cozy Carssslich's Tentacle Socks needs knitted tentacle sock sales associates - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
10. Readmore Books needs sales of their smash hit book Your Roommate Could Be A Vampire - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
[Health and Safety]1. SS Thor needs Coragllian rat extermination- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. SS Thor needs recyclables sorted - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3. SS Thor Law Enforcement needs snitches - Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. SS Thor Law Enforcement needs police officers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. St. Xlakkyr XVII Memorial Hospital needs costumed bedpan changers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. TMCA needs fitness trainers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. SS Thor Refugees needs Refugee Watch patrollers to protect refugee rights - Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
8. St. Xlakkyr XVII Memorial Hospital needs IV inserters - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
9. SS Thor Law Enforcement needs police dogs - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
10. Thor for Thorians requires refugees to start massive barfights - Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
11. SS Thor District Attorney needs lawyers - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
12. SS Thor needs nutritionists for unhealthy robots- Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
[Culture and Couture]1. Pachuco’s Zoot Suit Riot seeks outfit models- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Hikipiki Hair Salon needs waxers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Do the Urkel Clothing Boutique is looking for sales reps to model their clothing line- Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Chewie Baby is looking for baby chew toy designers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. SS Thor needs a crybaby father - Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. OxyThor needs a team of housecleaning experts - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. SS Thor is Grooooovy would like to hire space hippies- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. In The Navy seeks sailor outfit designers- Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
9. SS Thor Museum of Everything needs photographs of refugee rooms - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
10. It’s Your Day, Bridezilla needs amazing wedding coordinators - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
11. The Lightning Post needs Guide articles published about the most eligible bachelorettes on board - Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
[Education]1. The S.S. Thor needs primary school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 12 and under only!] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The S.S. Thor needs high school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 13 - 18 only!] Pay: [Minimum]
3. The S.S. Thor needs university students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for adults age 18+ only!] Pay: [Minimum]
4. The S.S. Thor needs teacher's aides. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
5. The S.S. Thor needs Day-Care Sitters. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. The S.S. Thor needs a school nurse. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. The S.S. Thor needs a school psychologist. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
8. The S.S. Thor needs primary school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
9. The S.S. Thor needs high school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
10. The Seen Library needs librarians. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
11. The S.S. Thor needs college professors. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
12. Ceramics instructors needed - Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
13. Creative Writing instructors needed - Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
14. Emu Grooming instructors needed - Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO Level]
[Entertainment]1. Shadow Theater needs shadow puppet specialists - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Seen Library Story Hour needs storytellers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Refugee Vs. Food needs refugees to compete in eating contests for cash prizes- Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
4. PirateScouts TV show needs actor to play the weapons expert Jimmy Swashbuckler, who is obviously overcompensating for something- Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
5. PirateScouts TV show needs someone to play the perky knife thrower Kristy Bluebeard, whose fanservice can stop enemies in their tracks- Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
6. PirateScouts TV show needs actor to play drunken staggering Danny Pegleg, the gunner who’s in a mid-life crisis- Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. PirateScouts TV show needs someone to play Huckleberry Gilligan, the heroic idiot who steers the ship- Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. SS Thor's Got Talent is looking for magicians- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
9. Bollywood Nights Cabaret needs graceful dancers and singers- Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
10. Thor Mime Time needs jugglers of chainsaws - Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
11. Belle Epoche Dinner Club seeks southern belles and beaus to amuse and serve guests - Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
12. My Singing Tarantula needs tarantula trainers- Slots: [5] Pay: [College Degree]
13. PirateScouts TV show needs needs someone to play forgetful and confused navigator Vanny Whitebeard, whose comical accident-prone tendencies always put the crew in danger- Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
14. PirateScouts TV show needs actor to play the adorable Cuddles McFurby, a friendly koala with awful luck, who is the ship’s lookout- Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
15. PirateScouts TV show needs someone to play Princess Nanny, who has left her life of luxury to be the ship’s overworked and underpaid cook- Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]
16. PirateScouts TV show needs someone to play villain Biff Strongbody, the captain of the Navy, who pursues the PirateScouts to bring them to justice- Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]
17. PirateScouts TV show needs someone to play Terry Strangelove, an evil magician and Strongbody’s assistant, who is secretly in love with him - Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]
18. SS Thor Street educational children’s tv show is looking for puppeteers - Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
19. SS Thor seeks dancing mattress herd choreographers- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
20. Thor League of Thumbwrestlers wants contestants for a month-long tournament - Slots: [6] Pay: [CEO]
[Arts and Humanities]1. Thor Museum of the Arts needs artists to create artwork that makes everyone feel warm and fuzzy feelings - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. SS Thor is looking for bubble blowers for the Mall - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3. SS Thor is looking for laser light show artists- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Thor Art Time is seeking armadillo-inspired artwork- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
5. SS Thor requires human pyramid builders- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. The Promenade needs sidewalk chalk artists- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Big Boss Panda wants kung-fu acrobats for the entertainment district - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. Thor Community Gardens needs the leaves to be painted in fall colors - Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
9. SS Thor seeks marching band musicians for foosball games - Slots: [8] Pay: [College Degree]
10. SS Thor needs peppy cheerleaders for foosball games- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
11. Sunset Animation is hiring round-the-clock cartoon animators - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
12. Arashi Drum Team is looking for lively taiko drummers - Slots: [7] Pay: [CEO]
13. Fund for the Arts needs ballet dancers - Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
14. Musclehead Magazine seeks musclemen and women for photo shoots- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
[Tourism]1. BowWow Puppy Chow needs meat processors - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Pooper Scoopers needs extremely happy pooper scoopers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Fetchin’ needs frisbee tossers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Walkies Walkies needs dog walkers for hyperactive dogs- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Just Fur Poochie Day Spa needs luxury dog bathers - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
6. Chef Bernie’s Biscuits needs dog biscuit bakers- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7. Fido Fashion needs doggie costume designers- Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO Level]
8. Dogstar Parks and Recreation needs innovative dog park designers- Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO Level]
[News, Media, and Publishing]1. Dinosaur Life needs articles on the hardships of life as a dinosaur - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The Lightning Post needs a manners advice column to be posted on the guide- Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Channel 7 is seeking two hosts for a daytime talk show - Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Readmore Books needs writers for a book on How to Be In a Relationship - Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. The Lightning Post needs someone to post on the guide about refugee fashion do’s and don’ts - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
6. Wowie Zowie Comics is hiring artists- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7. Channel 7 needs three evening news anchors- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
8. Pet Frenzy Magazine needs articles on the SS Thor’s best pets - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
[Sciences, Research, and Testing]1. Happy Family Clinic needs diaper changers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2. SS Thor Labs is seeking testers for new PsychoBuzz energy drink- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Yugrub the Third needs bean sprout planters- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. SS Thor Labs needs human crash test dummies- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Consumer Safety Magazine needs HoverBaby stroller safety testers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Prescott Pharmaceuticals needs testers to try their new line of Virility Pancakes- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7. Prescott Pharmaceuticals needs researchers to test if chicken soup really does help a cold- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. SS Thor Labs needs pizza eaters to try new extra strong Laxative Pizza - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
9. SS Thor Labs needs plutonium jugglers - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
[Physical Labor]1. Galaxy Cup Football needs rugby players - Slots: [9] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Jugjug’s Stables needs dragon bathers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Ice Block Racing Association needs ice block racers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4. SS Thor seeks salt miners - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
5. SS Thor needs potato peelers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Health Grain needs haystack stackers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Go Granny Go is hiring wheelchair pushers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. Rygsair’s Robotics is seeking assemblers- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
9. Soy Happy needs tofu makers- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
10. Harpy Burgers needs pluckers - Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
11. Galaxy Cup Football needs a rugby team captain- Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO Level]
12. Thor Amusement Zone needs roller coaster mechanics - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
13. SS Thor needs beautiful, overdramatic tennis players - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO Level]
Special MissionsI)11ady is hiring for the Preventers.1.) The Preventers need secretaries to overcome the perils of bureaucracy. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]2.) The Preventers need Freelance Agents to overcome actual peril. May require signing a confidentiality agreement - details of contract to be discussed further with employer. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]3.) The Preventers need a non-lethal weapons designer to design weapons that will disable rather than kill. Confidentiality agreement required. Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
II)holmes_blogger is hiring for The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic.1.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs a janitor. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]2.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs orderlies. Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]3.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs nurses. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]4.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs interns. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]5.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs a receptionist. Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
III)plznospoilers is hiring for KARMA security company.1.) KARMA needs an intern to do odd jobs around the office. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]2.) KARMA needs a customer service representative to explain package and pricing plans to customers. Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]3.) KARMA needs a secretary to schedule appointments. Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]4.) KARMA needs an accountant to take care of internal and external finances. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]5.) KARMA needs a marketing and sales representative to create and follow sales leads and create an advertising campaign for KARMA. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
Notes:
The missions will be posted on every floor of the S.S. Thor and can also be found in the Lightning Post for those already subscribing, as well as on the network. Unless otherwise stated it's first come first serve, so just reply to the right comment below and you'll get it! However, to make sure everyone has a chance to get a mission, you have to wait until Tuesday, September 6th before you can apply for a second one.
To see what the requirements are for applying for Somewhat Decent, College Degree, and CEO level Wages, go here, and make sure you comment if you want the promotion!
Each mission lasts a month, and the paycheck will be handed out after the mission has been completed.
For those characters (and muns) who appreciate a bit more stability in their life, we have a Permanent Jobs Listing. If you're interested in pursuing this, please read all the instructions carefully before applying.
Replies will be in character. Please wait until all the jobs have been listed before commenting. Any comments made before all of the threads are posted will be deleted! Start a new thread for any OOC questions. And keep spam to a minimum! (...lol...)
OOC Info:
Rat InfestationCoragllian rats have been spotted on SS Thor in the mall area. This is terrible! These yellow rats have long been feared for their powers of creating illusions. They love to use this power to masquerade as cute and innocent bright-eyed blond human boys and try to fit in among humans. But make no mistake! These rats, which can grow to a size of up to two feet, are disgusting vermin that eat garbage and carry disease. They must be exterminated. Watch out for them!
Bestsellers: Your Roommate Could Be a VampireIs your roommate a vampire? They just might be! Pick up the best-seller Your Roommate Could Be A Vampire and find out what you need to look out for. It may be frightening, yes, but you need to know before you get bitten. The section on Types of Vampires will help you see if your suspect is a Classic Dracula type, an Elegant Gothic Vampire, a Teen Romance Vampire, a Buffy type, or a Lost Boys! Be sure to read the Vampire Extermination chapter to know what you need to do to get rid of your resident vampire before they try to profligate with you. Beware especially of pale skin, aversion to light, and sleepiness during the daytime. Remember, they can only come in if you invite them!
Entertainment: PirateScoutsPirateScouts, the popular video game that packages a bloody and violent historical theme in brightly colored characters and silliness for children, is becoming a live-action show. The heroic hip-hopping, breakdancing, swordfighting PirateScouts roam the fifteen seas in search of more and more money. Now their adventures have brought them into trouble, as the cunning Navy is chasing them and stopping them from getting their booty at every port they weigh anchor in. Can the PirateScouts get all the cash they need to retire at 25, or is it more money more problems? You can be part of the fun! Sign up for a role in the new TV show today!
HELP WANTED
[Maintenance]1. The S.S. Thor needs yarn ballers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The S.S. Thor needs cheerful lightbulb changers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3. SS Thor needs carpet stain removers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4. SS Thor needs floor painters- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
5. SS Thor needs elegant toilet scrubbers- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
6. SS Thor needs giant hamster wheel repair- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. SS Thor needs hyperkryllegion carbuerator mechanics- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. SS Thor needs oil changers- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
9. SS Thor needs singing, dancing chimney sweeps- Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
[Delivery]1. The Lightning Post needs someone to deliver the paper. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Pizzaxis needs pizza deliverers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3. Rakuichi Ramen needs ramen delivery- Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Undies Direct needs underwear deliverypersons- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Waterbeds Are Swell needs waterbed delivery and setup- Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
6. EZ Vend needs its rabid weasel vending machines restocked. - Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
7. How About A Papaya needs door to door furry papaya sales - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
[Culinary/Foodservice]1. Peter Pan's Peanut Butter needs peanut smashers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Pizzaxis needs pizza dough tossers- Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Zorba's Gyros needs hummus makers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Panda Garden Restaurant needs bamboo burger chefs - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Esperanza Empanadas needs empanada stuffers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Avian Club 42 needs feathered, snobby waitstaff - [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Intergalactic House of Pancakes needs new pancake recipe inventors - [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. Down-Home Texas Barbeque needs brontosaurus barbequers- Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
9. ShoutaCon♥Cafe needs sweet, boyish, and adorable waiters to play games with customers and serve food- Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
[Sales/Retail]1. Are You Out Of Your Gourds needs gourd telemarketers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Helicopters-R-Us needs helicopter ejection seat sales reps - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3. SpaceGlasses needs eyewear retail staff for a month-long 75% off Glasses for Everyone sale - Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
4. EasyPeasy Cinnamon Bun Maker needs demonstrators - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Fertilizer To You needs door to door fertilizer sales - [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Romance.com matchmaking service needs telemarketers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Mr. Sofa needs sentient sofa retail staff - Slots: [5] Pay: [College Degree]
8. Fitness Threads needs extreme spandex fashion sales - Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
9. Cozy Carssslich's Tentacle Socks needs knitted tentacle sock sales associates - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
10. Readmore Books needs sales of their smash hit book Your Roommate Could Be A Vampire - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
[Health and Safety]1. SS Thor needs Coragllian rat extermination- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. SS Thor needs recyclables sorted - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3. SS Thor Law Enforcement needs snitches - Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. SS Thor Law Enforcement needs police officers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. St. Xlakkyr XVII Memorial Hospital needs costumed bedpan changers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. TMCA needs fitness trainers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. SS Thor Refugees needs Refugee Watch patrollers to protect refugee rights - Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
8. St. Xlakkyr XVII Memorial Hospital needs IV inserters - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
9. SS Thor Law Enforcement needs police dogs - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
10. Thor for Thorians requires refugees to start massive barfights - Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
11. SS Thor District Attorney needs lawyers - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
12. SS Thor needs nutritionists for unhealthy robots- Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
[Culture and Couture]1. Pachuco’s Zoot Suit Riot seeks outfit models- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Hikipiki Hair Salon needs waxers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Do the Urkel Clothing Boutique is looking for sales reps to model their clothing line- Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Chewie Baby is looking for baby chew toy designers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. SS Thor needs a crybaby father - Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. OxyThor needs a team of housecleaning experts - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. SS Thor is Grooooovy would like to hire space hippies- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. In The Navy seeks sailor outfit designers- Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
9. SS Thor Museum of Everything needs photographs of refugee rooms - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
10. It’s Your Day, Bridezilla needs amazing wedding coordinators - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
11. The Lightning Post needs Guide articles published about the most eligible bachelorettes on board - Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
[Education]1. The S.S. Thor needs primary school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 12 and under only!] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The S.S. Thor needs high school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 13 - 18 only!] Pay: [Minimum]
3. The S.S. Thor needs university students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for adults age 18+ only!] Pay: [Minimum]
4. The S.S. Thor needs teacher's aides. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
5. The S.S. Thor needs Day-Care Sitters. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. The S.S. Thor needs a school nurse. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. The S.S. Thor needs a school psychologist. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
8. The S.S. Thor needs primary school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
9. The S.S. Thor needs high school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
10. The Seen Library needs librarians. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
11. The S.S. Thor needs college professors. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
12. Ceramics instructors needed - Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
13. Creative Writing instructors needed - Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
14. Emu Grooming instructors needed - Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO Level]
[Entertainment]1. Shadow Theater needs shadow puppet specialists - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Seen Library Story Hour needs storytellers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Refugee Vs. Food needs refugees to compete in eating contests for cash prizes- Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
4. PirateScouts TV show needs actor to play the weapons expert Jimmy Swashbuckler, who is obviously overcompensating for something- Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
5. PirateScouts TV show needs someone to play the perky knife thrower Kristy Bluebeard, whose fanservice can stop enemies in their tracks- Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
6. PirateScouts TV show needs actor to play drunken staggering Danny Pegleg, the gunner who’s in a mid-life crisis- Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. PirateScouts TV show needs someone to play Huckleberry Gilligan, the heroic idiot who steers the ship- Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. SS Thor's Got Talent is looking for magicians- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
9. Bollywood Nights Cabaret needs graceful dancers and singers- Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
10. Thor Mime Time needs jugglers of chainsaws - Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
11. Belle Epoche Dinner Club seeks southern belles and beaus to amuse and serve guests - Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
12. My Singing Tarantula needs tarantula trainers- Slots: [5] Pay: [College Degree]
13. PirateScouts TV show needs needs someone to play forgetful and confused navigator Vanny Whitebeard, whose comical accident-prone tendencies always put the crew in danger- Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
14. PirateScouts TV show needs actor to play the adorable Cuddles McFurby, a friendly koala with awful luck, who is the ship’s lookout- Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
15. PirateScouts TV show needs someone to play Princess Nanny, who has left her life of luxury to be the ship’s overworked and underpaid cook- Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]
16. PirateScouts TV show needs someone to play villain Biff Strongbody, the captain of the Navy, who pursues the PirateScouts to bring them to justice- Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]
17. PirateScouts TV show needs someone to play Terry Strangelove, an evil magician and Strongbody’s assistant, who is secretly in love with him - Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]
18. SS Thor Street educational children’s tv show is looking for puppeteers - Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
19. SS Thor seeks dancing mattress herd choreographers- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
20. Thor League of Thumbwrestlers wants contestants for a month-long tournament - Slots: [6] Pay: [CEO]
[Arts and Humanities]1. Thor Museum of the Arts needs artists to create artwork that makes everyone feel warm and fuzzy feelings - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. SS Thor is looking for bubble blowers for the Mall - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3. SS Thor is looking for laser light show artists- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Thor Art Time is seeking armadillo-inspired artwork- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
5. SS Thor requires human pyramid builders- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. The Promenade needs sidewalk chalk artists- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Big Boss Panda wants kung-fu acrobats for the entertainment district - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. Thor Community Gardens needs the leaves to be painted in fall colors - Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
9. SS Thor seeks marching band musicians for foosball games - Slots: [8] Pay: [College Degree]
10. SS Thor needs peppy cheerleaders for foosball games- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
11. Sunset Animation is hiring round-the-clock cartoon animators - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
12. Arashi Drum Team is looking for lively taiko drummers - Slots: [7] Pay: [CEO]
13. Fund for the Arts needs ballet dancers - Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
14. Musclehead Magazine seeks musclemen and women for photo shoots- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
[Tourism]1. BowWow Puppy Chow needs meat processors - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Pooper Scoopers needs extremely happy pooper scoopers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Fetchin’ needs frisbee tossers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Walkies Walkies needs dog walkers for hyperactive dogs- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Just Fur Poochie Day Spa needs luxury dog bathers - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
6. Chef Bernie’s Biscuits needs dog biscuit bakers- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7. Fido Fashion needs doggie costume designers- Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO Level]
8. Dogstar Parks and Recreation needs innovative dog park designers- Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO Level]
[News, Media, and Publishing]1. Dinosaur Life needs articles on the hardships of life as a dinosaur - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The Lightning Post needs a manners advice column to be posted on the guide- Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Channel 7 is seeking two hosts for a daytime talk show - Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Readmore Books needs writers for a book on How to Be In a Relationship - Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. The Lightning Post needs someone to post on the guide about refugee fashion do’s and don’ts - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
6. Wowie Zowie Comics is hiring artists- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7. Channel 7 needs three evening news anchors- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
8. Pet Frenzy Magazine needs articles on the SS Thor’s best pets - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
[Sciences, Research, and Testing]1. Happy Family Clinic needs diaper changers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2. SS Thor Labs is seeking testers for new PsychoBuzz energy drink- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Yugrub the Third needs bean sprout planters- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. SS Thor Labs needs human crash test dummies- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Consumer Safety Magazine needs HoverBaby stroller safety testers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Prescott Pharmaceuticals needs testers to try their new line of Virility Pancakes- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7. Prescott Pharmaceuticals needs researchers to test if chicken soup really does help a cold- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. SS Thor Labs needs pizza eaters to try new extra strong Laxative Pizza - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
9. SS Thor Labs needs plutonium jugglers - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
[Physical Labor]1. Galaxy Cup Football needs rugby players - Slots: [9] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Jugjug’s Stables needs dragon bathers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Ice Block Racing Association needs ice block racers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4. SS Thor seeks salt miners - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
5. SS Thor needs potato peelers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Health Grain needs haystack stackers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Go Granny Go is hiring wheelchair pushers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. Rygsair’s Robotics is seeking assemblers- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
9. Soy Happy needs tofu makers- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
10. Harpy Burgers needs pluckers - Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
11. Galaxy Cup Football needs a rugby team captain- Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO Level]
12. Thor Amusement Zone needs roller coaster mechanics - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
13. SS Thor needs beautiful, overdramatic tennis players - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO Level]
Special MissionsI)11ady is hiring for the Preventers.1.) The Preventers need secretaries to overcome the perils of bureaucracy. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]2.) The Preventers need Freelance Agents to overcome actual peril. May require signing a confidentiality agreement - details of contract to be discussed further with employer. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]3.) The Preventers need a non-lethal weapons designer to design weapons that will disable rather than kill. Confidentiality agreement required. Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
II)holmes_blogger is hiring for The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic.1.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs a janitor. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]2.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs orderlies. Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]3.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs nurses. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]4.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs interns. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]5.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs a receptionist. Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
III)plznospoilers is hiring for KARMA security company.1.) KARMA needs an intern to do odd jobs around the office. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]2.) KARMA needs a customer service representative to explain package and pricing plans to customers. Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]3.) KARMA needs a secretary to schedule appointments. Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]4.) KARMA needs an accountant to take care of internal and external finances. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]5.) KARMA needs a marketing and sales representative to create and follow sales leads and create an advertising campaign for KARMA. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
Notes:
The missions will be posted on every floor of the S.S. Thor and can also be found in the Lightning Post for those already subscribing, as well as on the network. Unless otherwise stated it's first come first serve, so just reply to the right comment below and you'll get it! However, to make sure everyone has a chance to get a mission, you have to wait until Tuesday, September 6th before you can apply for a second one.
To see what the requirements are for applying for Somewhat Decent, College Degree, and CEO level Wages, go here, and make sure you comment if you want the promotion!
Each mission lasts a month, and the paycheck will be handed out after the mission has been completed.
For those characters (and muns) who appreciate a bit more stability in their life, we have a Permanent Jobs Listing. If you're interested in pursuing this, please read all the instructions carefully before applying.
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