Jeff Denault - 8:18am
hey

Holly Hayes - 8:20am
hallo

Jeff Denault - 8:20am
mornin

Holly Hayes - 8:21am
more like evening for me, pulled an all nighters

Jeff Denault - 8:21am
ncie1.. what u get up to?

Holly Hayes - 8:22am
boring shit, i actually just hung out with my brother and his girlfriend all night online, lol

Jeff Denault - 8:23am
lol i see.. u in ( Read more... )

Funniest Facebook quotes, catalogued here in case they overhaul the pages again and I can't find them (AGAIN).

A wild COAT HANGER has appeared!
FETUS uses KICK!
But it fails!
COAT HANGER uses TACKLE!
It's super effective!
...FETUS has fainted!

"But what should we do with the purple ones?!"
"EAT THEM!"
"YEAH!! EAT THE PURPLE ONES!"
-Chris and Mike

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Mercedes Wright
23 hours ago - Like - Comment
WARNING -- the whole changing your profile picture to a cartoon from your childhood was actually created by a group of Paedophiles because if children see pictures of cartoons they will add them. It was on the programme Internet Frauds, And will Also appear on the NEWS tonight. Please warn others and ( Read more... )

I hate casually perusing through the Facebooks of all the girls I used to know in high school, the ones who leave their profiles open so I can see their information, and their pictures - their engagements to their awesome fiances, how they're so happy with their perfect lives of school, and friends, and boyfriend(s). I hate how happy and normal ( Read more... )

Note: This is a guy who added me on Facebook because we have a friend in common. He's 35 years old and he started contacting me when I was still 19, asking me to meet up with him IRL (because we live about fifteen minutes from each other). I said no more than once because WHAT THE FUCK HE'S TWICE MY AGE. And also because HE ASKED ME TO BEAR HIS ( Read more... )