Facebook Quotes
Funniest Facebook quotes, catalogued here in case they overhaul the pages again and I can't find them (AGAIN).
A wild COAT HANGER has appeared!
FETUS uses KICK!
But it fails!
COAT HANGER uses TACKLE!
It's super effective!
...FETUS has fainted!
"But what should we do with the purple ones?!"
"EAT THEM!"
"YEAH!! EAT THE PURPLE ONES!"
-Chris and Mike
jonny says:
*your gaydar is the newest version
*it has echo location n.n
-Jonny
"THIS SHEEP IS WATCHING YOU."
"EVERYONE VOTED FOR HITLER LAST TIME, AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED THEN TOO."
"DIGLETT DIG DIGLETT DIG, TRIO TRIO TRIO."
Holly: brb, shedding uterine wall
Mariah: brb, eating your shreds
THIS LAND IS URLAM THIS LAND IS MYLAM FROM CALIFORNIA TO THE NEW YORK ILAM TO THE REDWOOD FOREST TO THE RUSHING WATERS THISLAM WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME
WEEWOO FOR YOU
-Mariah
Michael says:
you have baggy eyes
Helen says:
stop it! liar!
"Coat hanger 6/Fetus 0."
"Lol the nurses come in with a placenta on a tray all, "HERE, EAT UP LOL""
-Ash
"Will it kill me? Nope, nope.. can I eat it?"
-Michael/me/spider/mouse/Brazilian nut tree
~December. 30th, 2007: 11:26 PM~
Fate: So, Holly, what time is it there?
Holly: 12:26.
Fate: Wow! You're already in 2008?! What's it like there? ARE THERE FLYING CARS?!
"I'M SO SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THESE MOTHERFUCKING PLAINS!"
"HOLY SHIT, HOLLY. THAT HAPPENED TO ME, TOO! Except it was a wild THE BEST!"
-Dan
Nick: JUSTIN IS LIKE.. ARAGORN.
Holly: SO THAT MAKES TRAVIS THE STEWARD OF GONDOR, RIGHT?
Dan: CAN I BE SAURON?!
Everyone: ...
Nick & Holly: NO.
Dan: Well, what the hell am I, then?
Isaac: You can be generic orc #2398.
Aliza: WHEN TWO BLONDES PUT THEIR BOOBS TOGETHER, THEY BECOME SMARTER!
Isaac: No, Aliza. Dumb + dumb ≠ smart.
Isaac: hi baby asl this is me http://www.jesseleo.com/images/llcoolj.jpeg
-ISAAC.
Holly: WHO'S THE CLEVER ASSHOLE WHO KNIGHTED A PENGUIN? A PENGUIN?!?!
Karri: HE WAS A LOYAL COMPANION! HE KILLED A DRAGON FOR ME!
"WHAT'S THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. WE'RE HAVING A FONDUE PARTY IN MY PLANE!"
"We got another one, boss.. that's two preying mantises dead."
"..My God.. *takes off glasses* ..Whoever did this is one sick fuck."
"HI GUYS, I'M THE LEVEL 15 ZUBAT THAT YOU RUN INTO EVERY FIVE STEPS WHO WON'T LET YOU FLEE, AND WHEN YOU FINALLY DECIDE TO JUST KILL ME, I WILL USE SUPERSONIC ON YOU."
Orange Spider: sup i'm discreet
"I'M GONNA GO ROLEPLAY A PLANKTON."
-Mark
"Awh, that's messed up. My childhood friend Haley had a ferret, when it died she lost her mind, cut her hair, and tried to get me to have sex with her, so she could get pregnant and name the baby the same name as the dead ferret."
-T
0:19 bark: < provides good nutrition for hungry wildermen
-Nick
A wild COAT HANGER has appeared!
FETUS uses KICK!
But it fails!
COAT HANGER uses TACKLE!
It's super effective!
...FETUS has fainted!
"But what should we do with the purple ones?!"
"EAT THEM!"
"YEAH!! EAT THE PURPLE ONES!"
-Chris and Mike
jonny says:
*your gaydar is the newest version
*it has echo location n.n
-Jonny
"THIS SHEEP IS WATCHING YOU."
"EVERYONE VOTED FOR HITLER LAST TIME, AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED THEN TOO."
"DIGLETT DIG DIGLETT DIG, TRIO TRIO TRIO."
Holly: brb, shedding uterine wall
Mariah: brb, eating your shreds
THIS LAND IS URLAM THIS LAND IS MYLAM FROM CALIFORNIA TO THE NEW YORK ILAM TO THE REDWOOD FOREST TO THE RUSHING WATERS THISLAM WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME
WEEWOO FOR YOU
-Mariah
Michael says:
you have baggy eyes
Helen says:
stop it! liar!
"Coat hanger 6/Fetus 0."
"Lol the nurses come in with a placenta on a tray all, "HERE, EAT UP LOL""
-Ash
"Will it kill me? Nope, nope.. can I eat it?"
-Michael/me/spider/mouse/Brazilian nut tree
~December. 30th, 2007: 11:26 PM~
Fate: So, Holly, what time is it there?
Holly: 12:26.
Fate: Wow! You're already in 2008?! What's it like there? ARE THERE FLYING CARS?!
"I'M SO SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THESE MOTHERFUCKING PLAINS!"
"HOLY SHIT, HOLLY. THAT HAPPENED TO ME, TOO! Except it was a wild THE BEST!"
-Dan
Nick: JUSTIN IS LIKE.. ARAGORN.
Holly: SO THAT MAKES TRAVIS THE STEWARD OF GONDOR, RIGHT?
Dan: CAN I BE SAURON?!
Everyone: ...
Nick & Holly: NO.
Dan: Well, what the hell am I, then?
Isaac: You can be generic orc #2398.
Aliza: WHEN TWO BLONDES PUT THEIR BOOBS TOGETHER, THEY BECOME SMARTER!
Isaac: No, Aliza. Dumb + dumb ≠ smart.
Isaac: hi baby asl this is me http://www.jesseleo.com/images/llcoolj.jpeg
-ISAAC.
Holly: WHO'S THE CLEVER ASSHOLE WHO KNIGHTED A PENGUIN? A PENGUIN?!?!
Karri: HE WAS A LOYAL COMPANION! HE KILLED A DRAGON FOR ME!
"WHAT'S THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. WE'RE HAVING A FONDUE PARTY IN MY PLANE!"
"We got another one, boss.. that's two preying mantises dead."
"..My God.. *takes off glasses* ..Whoever did this is one sick fuck."
"HI GUYS, I'M THE LEVEL 15 ZUBAT THAT YOU RUN INTO EVERY FIVE STEPS WHO WON'T LET YOU FLEE, AND WHEN YOU FINALLY DECIDE TO JUST KILL ME, I WILL USE SUPERSONIC ON YOU."
Orange Spider: sup i'm discreet
"I'M GONNA GO ROLEPLAY A PLANKTON."
-Mark
"Awh, that's messed up. My childhood friend Haley had a ferret, when it died she lost her mind, cut her hair, and tried to get me to have sex with her, so she could get pregnant and name the baby the same name as the dead ferret."
-T
0:19 bark: < provides good nutrition for hungry wildermen
-Nick