Every so often this missive lands in my Junk Mail folder, and, you know what?  It underwhelms me every darn time because whoever you are, you have no TEETH.  Let me drop some clues.


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In my dreams a few hours ago...

Somebody sent me a very technologically advanced trifle.  Either Coca-Cola, or the company that builds their vending machines, created it.  Somehow they found out that I liked robots, and I liked party balloons, and I was interested in the Industrial Internet of Things...so I received a robotic device to stick to the ( Read more... )

I won a $50 gift card for Amazon.com in a sweepstakes over the weekend, and I'm looking forward to spending it ( Read more... )

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Nor do I like smartphones, for that matter. But for some reason this promo (for a network I can't get!) appeals to me. *shrug*

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Sagittarius Horoscope for week of May 3, 2012Seventeenth-century physicians sometimes advised their patients to consume tobacco as a way to alleviate a number of different maladies, from toothaches to arthritis. A few doctors continued recommending cigarettes as health aids into the 1950s. This bit of history may be useful to keep in mind, ( Read more... )

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