Hypothetically, if I wished that a natural disaster were to strike Egypt in the next few days, purely on the off-chance that the Faffing Hen were to be horribly killed while holidaying there, is that going too far? Probably an entire country does not need to be devastated by some kind of horrible doom just because my father is a FUCKING ASSHOLE and ( Read more... )

Misty and grey today. Will take advantage of the not-very-nice weather and go sort out my season pass for the steam train (yes, we have buses on the Rock, but they are slow, stinky and full of filthy flipperhanded monstrosities, much like buses in England, so if I want to go anywhere and it doesn't matter what time I arrive, I take the steam train ( Read more... )

Oh my God dudes, I love being an unemployed, living-at-home mega-ugly-losertron ( Read more... )

Oh my God, you guys! I have officially THE GREATEST SIBLINGS EVER! Not only do I now have three - count them, three! - Monster Squad mugs, I also have a Frog Brothers one! I squealed, I cried, I licked Corey Feldman's face. Then I choked due to this little nugget ( Read more... )

My Year In Fandom:

Your main fandom of the year?
Corey Feldman. Yes, he is a fandom all by himself. Yes he is! Shut the fuck up!

Your favourite film watched this year?This is hard, there were actually a few really awesome films I discovered this year - Iron Man 2, The Losers, Lost Boys: the Thirst and Monster Squad are all things I saw for the ( Read more... )

Okay, I am home for Christmas, so I have beautiful unlimited access, at last for the next six days.

The following things are super-important:

• Frogcest. There should be more of it. If you are doing something other than writing Alan/Edgar porn right now, you are making me sad. Seriously dudes, you're like full-on ruining my holiday spirit.
  
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GUYS! You are totally not talking about the Lost Boys 3 enough. Snithy, I know that you are allergic to good, and can only appreciate fugly tardo vamps like Edward and that guy in the wall from the Lair, but the rest of you have no excuses ( Read more... )

Dudes, I just finished watching Lost Boys: the Thirst. And it was AWESOME! I mean, okay, there were some quite lame bits (the main vampire baddie, oh my God, such bad acting! Like, so bad he would have gotten kicked off the Lair) but OMG EDGAR! Andandand OMG ALAN! And OMG SAD MUSIC FLASHBACK HAIM! And they hugged and it was AWESOME and then Corey ( Read more... )