Literally the only thing that could make Pacific Rim more unutterably perfect in every awesome way is if, as she was falling into the Breach, Gipsy Danger flipped off those sour boss Kaiju right before exploding, like Keanu Reeves at the end of Constantine, only more nuclear-y.

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So I finally got around to watching the director's cut of Watchmen. OH! Oh Rorschach! Oh Super-Raoul! Oh everyone! It was totally worth paying the ridiculously inflated price for the blu-ray simply for that bit where Dan beats the shit out of that dude in the pub and Rorschach - Rorschach! - has to tell him to calm the fuck down, and he's like, " ( Read more... )

So, where I live looks right out over the bay, and every year around Easter time the village commisioners put this raft out - it's wooden and it has raised benches and a little well for your feet and it floats because there are giant blue barrels underneath it, and it's anchored about twenty feet into the sand so it can't float away ( Read more... )

Ow, dudes. Just ow ( Read more... )

So, yesterday I was introduced to a new book series with the following description:

"The main guy in it is like if Harry Dresden and Constantine met and had a baby. A snarky, ghost-busting, English baby."If there is a more perfect strategy out there aimed at getting my undivided attention, I have yet to witness it ( Read more... )

Misty and grey today. Will take advantage of the not-very-nice weather and go sort out my season pass for the steam train (yes, we have buses on the Rock, but they are slow, stinky and full of filthy flipperhanded monstrosities, much like buses in England, so if I want to go anywhere and it doesn't matter what time I arrive, I take the steam train ( Read more... )

Well dudes, that's it. I am officially leaving the House of Gas. I'm going back to the Rock tomorrow, emailing in my resignation, and getting signed off sick for my four-week notice period. And if they don't like it, they can fucking well fire me, except, OH WAIT, I will already have quit.

2011 has been a fucking nightmare for me where my job is ( Read more... )

Okay dudes, googlebrat has come up with the awesome concept of the Anti-Wishlist. No, it's not a list of things that are shit that I do not want you to buy for me. These are beautiful things that I already own, that I think other people should also own. Because they are beautiful ( Read more... )

Is it just me, or does Papa Midnite have pretty much the most thankless job ever? I'm watching Constantine and seriously, it would so suck to run a bar that caters to angels and demons. I mean, it's bad enough that the angels are cheap bastards who order water and then turn it into wine, so you're not making any money off them, but then the demons ( Read more... )

Oh my God, sometimes I just want to stab myself in the face to avoid being confronted by the fucktardery of the people around me. One of the brand-new fucktards on the team - I'll call her Pugfaced Chav, or PFC for short - actually asked me how to work out three percent of a bill. I was like, "Well, first you go back to school, in order to attain a ( Read more... )