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I have stumbled upon some very disturbing evidence regarding the true identity of presidential candidate John McCain. He is Clayface.


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I went outside just now to double-check that my car was locked and I heard a weird noise coming from the street. When I got to the edge of the yard I saw one of my neighbours standing in the middle of the street in pajamas. She was just standing there swaying and looking at her feet. I think maybe she'd thrown up because there was something all ( Read more... )

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Oh technology. I missed you so bad. Don't ever leave me again. You know I can't stand it, I get the shakes. *fondles internet*

*ahem* Details to follow (when I stop screaming like a little girl). Prepare for yelling.

Here is a clue I drew earlier:

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When I was significantly younger (8 or 9) I had a friend named Ken who all a sudden went whacko religious on me. He even went and got himself a bible and would read part of it every night. I, trying to be supportive, tried to read it to see what the deal was but by the 477th begat, I'd had enough ( Read more... )

Is it murder if you rip someones arm off and bludgeon them to death with it while saying "stop hitting yourself!"?

I went out to get some Coke earlier and I was at a red light when I heard put put put vrrrrrrrrrnnnnn put put put. I looked over to my left and saw a man on a postie bike (I think they have lawnmower engines). I was on my motorbike at the time. It was apparent Postie-Bike-Man was challenging me to a drag ( Read more... )