Is it murder if you rip someones arm off and bludgeon them to death with it while saying "stop hitting yourself!"?

So it was my birthday yesterday and as I understand it the law states that I may do one thing that I normally would not be allowed to do. Being the kind soul that I am I decided to exact some sort of reparation on behalf of my friend Kate and stuck a sign to Ray's car ( Read more... )

Everything seems to have quietened down here over the last day and a bit. We'll put this to the test Thursday evening when my sister comes over to work some boogedy boogedy mojo. I am a little surprised that my Mother hasn't told her off at this point. I trust Jade to do something, something to help me out, whether it works or is just a placebo or ( Read more... )

I hate my printer. I hate it so much just looking at it now may incite me to throw it across the room. I hadn't really used it much since I bought it, so in my mind there should be nothing wrong with itAfter firing it up for the first time since moving here I discovered it was printing semi-splotchy and disjointed. But there was nothing wrong with ( Read more... )