As always, I have taken "great detail" to mean, er, great detail. Contains moderately graphic account of being drooled on.

( Sticky, sloppy, wet, knockoff, orange, different )

OK so. I decided that I would spend the summer learning CSS so that I could revamp my journal layout. However, I have failed at it. I have found tutorial after tutorial and downloaded all kinds of helpful tools but I just. Don't. Understand it ( Read more... )

Oh Jesus. We're utterly fucked, aren't we.

I was gonna write a long and involved post about why, but meh, can't be bothered, I'm too pissed off. We're just fucked.

Fuck.

I have about two weeks left to get my dissertation written (and another week after that to get it proofed, bound, submitted and all that) so I will be around even less until then ( Read more... )

Aww! Looks like I've attracted my first ever troll. This... person left a bunch of rambling, wanky comments in several Uberwank posts a few days ago, and then came back today to nitpick my post about sexual assault. (Only the last one has IP logging on, but I'm pretty much sure it's the same creature. Hey troll! How are things in 82.132.248.152 ( Read more... )

So, as I have probably mentioned before, I'm writing my MSc thesis on the discourse of intelligent design, and as such I'm currently reading and analysing a lot of rage-inducing material. Thankfully, some of it - in addition to being rage-inducing - is pretty fucking funny, so I have decided to share it with you ( Read more... )

(Firstly, and at the risk of breaking with verisimilitude, note that this post could potentially be triggery in one or two places.)

Based on the recent SurveyFail, I have decided to do some research of my own ( Read more... )

I have realised that signing up for the RS Games was a horrible, terrible mistake. D: I am failing miserably.

Sorry for wangsty spammage tonight; I sort of need to vent.

FUCKING BASTARDING ADOBE PREMIERE

We are in a fight. I want to have some decent video-editing software on my computer, but Adobe Premiere wants to make my computer crash repeatedly.

And Windows Movie Maker can't handle mp4s, which the clips I have are, so that's out.

I JUST WANT TO TRY MAKING A FANVID,

1) I can't fucking draw. Specifically, I can't fucking draw Remus Lupin. He looks drastically different every time I try - like, I try my best to give him the same features each time, but he still ends up looking like an entirely different person. In his current incarnation, he looks a bit like a cartoon version of the Tenth Doctor, only with ( Read more... )