Stay classy, Fictionalley.

ETA: And also America.

ETA2: And Berlusconi.

OK, seriously. I'm going to go and live on a deserted island somewhere. Who's with me? The rules are, no wank, no being a stupid dick, everyone has to take their turn at making the cocktails, and no douchery.

Aww! Looks like I've attracted my first ever troll. This... person left a bunch of rambling, wanky comments in several Uberwank posts a few days ago, and then came back today to nitpick my post about sexual assault. (Only the last one has IP logging on, but I'm pretty much sure it's the same creature. Hey troll! How are things in 82.132.248.152 ( Read more... )

I have a confession to make; a terrible thing I've done, something that's been eating me up from inside.

I've read Twilight.

( A review of sorts. )

Dearest aldehyde:

I am a sucky friend. First of all, your birthday was last year and I am only just getting around to posting your gift. Secondly, you asked for a drabble, and this is a doodle - because the idea just would not work written down, and I really wanted to go with it. So it may suck. Nonetheless, it does meet your requests of "R/S" and "cracky ( Read more... )

Hey vickythefluffy, here's the birthday doodle you requested! Sorry it's taken so long, you know what December is like. :P As requested, a Potter/Look Around You crossover.

FYI: very tame, rated G (but NC-17 for disturbing imagery, only not really).

( We can now show the scary picture. )

Drive-by post to share with you my favourite HBP promo shots so far, courtesy of hbpmoviepics. Actually, you can ignore the part about HBP - these might just be my favourite pictures ever.

Winner of the None More Black Award For Outstanding Services To Goth:

( Is that Nick Cave on the left? )

So, that "Many Bothans died..." clip that I used about a billion times in this dumb thing - I didn't stick that on Youtube in the first place, I just found it on there and used it. I now realise this was stupid because the person who originally uploaded it has taken it down ( Read more... )

Argh, so, I said I was going to put those award thingies up this week, but real life got in the way and stuff took me longer than I expected. So, instead, here's a thing I wrote. A fic, if you will. It's pretty stupid. I hope you find it to your liking nonetheless.

Title: Roll
Rating: PG
Summary: The Marauders make their mark on the Sorting ( Read more... )

Ahem. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the first annual Uberwank Awards ( Read more... )

( Draco gets punched )

ETA: Old meme is old. Expect the real chapter 32 tomorrow, possibly the day after. :)