Fandom Radio, Friday, May 5th, 2006
Veronica: Good evening, Fandom, this is Veronica. I've been off the island all day and I just got back, so I have no idea what you've all been up to. Bear with me since I haven't had a chance to review my notes.
Bel: So this is where you do the radio from. Huh, pretty cool.
Veronica: You're still here? Thanks for the lift today. I'll talk to you later.
Bel: I wanna stay and do the radio with you.
Veronica: *sigh* Why?
Bel: Why not? I've always wondered what it was like behind the scenes here. Like where you get your dirt from and stuff. Besides, you owe me for the ride.
Veronica: Fine. If you're gonna stick around, make yourself useful. Hand me that batch of notes, please?
You Learn Something New Every Day
Veronica: It's the last day of classes, so naturally it's all about finals. Journalism turns theirs in, Cultivation & Gardening gets theirs back, and Driver's Ed gets... attacked by dinosaurs? What? And it says some people lose their clothes. Um, I'm thinking clothing would be the least of their concerns.
Bel: *coughs*
Veronica: Professor Jackson and Professor Harrington hold office hours, the school nurse is ready for the last day of classes and the Chef and Das Schnitzel are emo and alone in the cafeteria.
Bel: It says here there was all sorts of talking in the library. For a place you're supposed to be quiet, they never seem to shut up in there.
Veronica: *sound of thumping* I didn't say you could talk. Give me the rest of the notes, please. I'll read them.
Bel: I wanna read some of them! Like this -- did you know that prom dresses and combat boots are the new black?
Veronica: No, I didn't. I was gone all day. As you are well aware. Now, give me the notes, please. *brief sounds of papers rustling* Thank you!
The Dorms: Where Apparently It's Clothing Optional Day
Veronica: *silence* Um, Bel? It says here that you and Angel were wrestling in the hallway and he lost his clothes. Do I even want to ask?
Bel: ... Shut up.
Veronica: After last night? Uh uh. Please tell me someone got pictures. Or, ooh. I bet I could get someone to tap into the video feeds for me.
Bel: You know, when they put out an alumni newsletter, I can arrange for pictures of you in the sailor suit to go into it....
Veronica: Half the school saw me anyway. But, huh, it looks like Angel wasn't the only one in his underwear in public today. Ivanova, Pippi and Pip, Mac, Rory and Cam, Peter, Marty, Angela, and John and Aeryn were also caught in public in their unmentionables. In Journalistic Integrity, it's Callisto, Bridge, and Professor Skeeter. And outside her office, Principal Washburn, who is rescued by her fake husband, Constable Fraser.
Bel: Maybe you'll be next.
Veronica: I didn't see your name on that list either.
Bel: I don't wear underwear.
Veronica: TMI Foul! Anyway, in non-underwear related news Blair and Ivanova build a pirate ship out of twinkies and ramen noodles. On the fifth floor, Pip makes crepes for Pippi, Nadia, and Walter. On the fourth floor, Mac teaches Elizabeth how to play The Sims, and in the second floor common room, it's all about clothes as Cam shares clothes with Molly, Rory wears a Catholic school uniform, and Alanna models her squire uniform. And in the gym, Bel and Phoebe...work up a sweat?
Bel: Oh yes we did.
Veronica: Was that before or after you worked up a sweat wrestling Angel?
Bel: ... Shut up.
Veronica: *snickering* Nope.
Bel: *sound of crumpling paper* Walter throws a roof-top party for Pippi and surviving finals. Half the guests are pants-less. Blair studies goodbye rituals and Nadia teaches Alphonse how to dance.
Veronica: And Maia and Phoebe discuss how possessive Bel is.
Bel: Protective.
Veronica: Whatever. Then you show up and shimmer her away.
Bel: Her clothes were gone!
Veronica: Whatever. Also around the dorms, Cam and Pippi have scary dreams.
Bel: Probably about you in your underwear.
Veronica: Oh, hey, I left out the part about Angela walking in on you and Angel in the hall.
Bel: ... Shut up.
Veronica: Xander sends emails.
Bel: That's about as exciting as so-and-so woke up.
Veronica: John stumbles across Rory attempting to pick the lock on her room.
Bel: See, this is the part about me being helpful and shimmering people comes into play.
Veronica: Angela and Marty are there, too, and Angela teases Marty when he loses his pants. Sam saves the day and picks the lock. I bet she's better than Marty, too. Later, Angel helps Callisto get back into her room.
Bel: And in other news, Callynanders go to the beach to camp, and John and Aeryn are omgdirty? I think that bears further investigation.
Veronica: *more thumping sounds*
Bel: Why do you keep hitting your head on the desk?
Veronica: Never mind. Just read the notes.
Take Me Out Tonight
Bel: Down at Empire Records, Nadia loses her clothes. What would the Morality Bot say, Nadia?
Veronica: And then she goes shopping at All and Sundries with Walter wearing nothing but an apron and her underwear. Nadia, honey? Were you in the brownies again?
Bel: Anders was also there, shopping for picnic supplies. Dude, did you get pictures? *pause* Ow!
Veronica: Parker and Jarod have ice cream in the park.
Bel: How sweet and cute and utterly unlike Parker.
Veronica: And later, Jarod is writing something at the Sin. Lana opens the bookstore and Giles makes sure she can work this summer, Agatha is cleaning, Caritas is empty,as is Cafe Fina, and so is the clinic, much to the relief of Alanna and Dr. Lambert, I'm sure.
Bel: Oh, you missed the theater which is showing From Justin to Kelly. *pause* And you thought I was evil? Whoever made that movie is way worse than I ever was!
Veronica: *sigh* I think that's everything.
Bel: Do you feel a draft?
Veronica: Ack! Where'd your clothes go? Get out of here!
Bel: Where'd mine go? Where'd yours go?
Veronica: Oh my GOD! I bet this has something to do with the suitable compensation for the washers and dryers.
Bel: You must be cold. And I didn't know they made bras that small.
Veronica: Quit looking at me in my underwear! Get the hell out of here. Go find some pants!
Bel: Want me to shimmer you to your room?
Veronica: No! What part of get out of here don't you understand?
Bel: You don't want to walk through the dorms like that, do you?
Veronica: It's preferable to letting you touch me while you're NOT WEARING PANTS.
Bel: Okay, okay, you can put the taser down.
Veronica: I'll put it down when you leave.
Bel: Fine, I was just trying to be helpful.
Veronica: Yeah, yeah. Just go. Goodnight, Fandom. Hopefully we'll all get our clothes back tomorrow.
Bel: Good night!
[ooc: MAD PROPS to demonbelthazor who wrote the majority of this broadcast while I was out having a *gasp* life this evening.]
Bel: So this is where you do the radio from. Huh, pretty cool.
Veronica: You're still here? Thanks for the lift today. I'll talk to you later.
Bel: I wanna stay and do the radio with you.
Veronica: *sigh* Why?
Bel: Why not? I've always wondered what it was like behind the scenes here. Like where you get your dirt from and stuff. Besides, you owe me for the ride.
Veronica: Fine. If you're gonna stick around, make yourself useful. Hand me that batch of notes, please?
You Learn Something New Every Day
Veronica: It's the last day of classes, so naturally it's all about finals. Journalism turns theirs in, Cultivation & Gardening gets theirs back, and Driver's Ed gets... attacked by dinosaurs? What? And it says some people lose their clothes. Um, I'm thinking clothing would be the least of their concerns.
Bel: *coughs*
Veronica: Professor Jackson and Professor Harrington hold office hours, the school nurse is ready for the last day of classes and the Chef and Das Schnitzel are emo and alone in the cafeteria.
Bel: It says here there was all sorts of talking in the library. For a place you're supposed to be quiet, they never seem to shut up in there.
Veronica: *sound of thumping* I didn't say you could talk. Give me the rest of the notes, please. I'll read them.
Bel: I wanna read some of them! Like this -- did you know that prom dresses and combat boots are the new black?
Veronica: No, I didn't. I was gone all day. As you are well aware. Now, give me the notes, please. *brief sounds of papers rustling* Thank you!
The Dorms: Where Apparently It's Clothing Optional Day
Veronica: *silence* Um, Bel? It says here that you and Angel were wrestling in the hallway and he lost his clothes. Do I even want to ask?
Bel: ... Shut up.
Veronica: After last night? Uh uh. Please tell me someone got pictures. Or, ooh. I bet I could get someone to tap into the video feeds for me.
Bel: You know, when they put out an alumni newsletter, I can arrange for pictures of you in the sailor suit to go into it....
Veronica: Half the school saw me anyway. But, huh, it looks like Angel wasn't the only one in his underwear in public today. Ivanova, Pippi and Pip, Mac, Rory and Cam, Peter, Marty, Angela, and John and Aeryn were also caught in public in their unmentionables. In Journalistic Integrity, it's Callisto, Bridge, and Professor Skeeter. And outside her office, Principal Washburn, who is rescued by her fake husband, Constable Fraser.
Bel: Maybe you'll be next.
Veronica: I didn't see your name on that list either.
Bel: I don't wear underwear.
Veronica: TMI Foul! Anyway, in non-underwear related news Blair and Ivanova build a pirate ship out of twinkies and ramen noodles. On the fifth floor, Pip makes crepes for Pippi, Nadia, and Walter. On the fourth floor, Mac teaches Elizabeth how to play The Sims, and in the second floor common room, it's all about clothes as Cam shares clothes with Molly, Rory wears a Catholic school uniform, and Alanna models her squire uniform. And in the gym, Bel and Phoebe...work up a sweat?
Bel: Oh yes we did.
Veronica: Was that before or after you worked up a sweat wrestling Angel?
Bel: ... Shut up.
Veronica: *snickering* Nope.
Bel: *sound of crumpling paper* Walter throws a roof-top party for Pippi and surviving finals. Half the guests are pants-less. Blair studies goodbye rituals and Nadia teaches Alphonse how to dance.
Veronica: And Maia and Phoebe discuss how possessive Bel is.
Bel: Protective.
Veronica: Whatever. Then you show up and shimmer her away.
Bel: Her clothes were gone!
Veronica: Whatever. Also around the dorms, Cam and Pippi have scary dreams.
Bel: Probably about you in your underwear.
Veronica: Oh, hey, I left out the part about Angela walking in on you and Angel in the hall.
Bel: ... Shut up.
Veronica: Xander sends emails.
Bel: That's about as exciting as so-and-so woke up.
Veronica: John stumbles across Rory attempting to pick the lock on her room.
Bel: See, this is the part about me being helpful and shimmering people comes into play.
Veronica: Angela and Marty are there, too, and Angela teases Marty when he loses his pants. Sam saves the day and picks the lock. I bet she's better than Marty, too. Later, Angel helps Callisto get back into her room.
Bel: And in other news, Callynanders go to the beach to camp, and John and Aeryn are omgdirty? I think that bears further investigation.
Veronica: *more thumping sounds*
Bel: Why do you keep hitting your head on the desk?
Veronica: Never mind. Just read the notes.
Take Me Out Tonight
Bel: Down at Empire Records, Nadia loses her clothes. What would the Morality Bot say, Nadia?
Veronica: And then she goes shopping at All and Sundries with Walter wearing nothing but an apron and her underwear. Nadia, honey? Were you in the brownies again?
Bel: Anders was also there, shopping for picnic supplies. Dude, did you get pictures? *pause* Ow!
Veronica: Parker and Jarod have ice cream in the park.
Bel: How sweet and cute and utterly unlike Parker.
Veronica: And later, Jarod is writing something at the Sin. Lana opens the bookstore and Giles makes sure she can work this summer, Agatha is cleaning, Caritas is empty,as is Cafe Fina, and so is the clinic, much to the relief of Alanna and Dr. Lambert, I'm sure.
Bel: Oh, you missed the theater which is showing From Justin to Kelly. *pause* And you thought I was evil? Whoever made that movie is way worse than I ever was!
Veronica: *sigh* I think that's everything.
Bel: Do you feel a draft?
Veronica: Ack! Where'd your clothes go? Get out of here!
Bel: Where'd mine go? Where'd yours go?
Veronica: Oh my GOD! I bet this has something to do with the suitable compensation for the washers and dryers.
Bel: You must be cold. And I didn't know they made bras that small.
Veronica: Quit looking at me in my underwear! Get the hell out of here. Go find some pants!
Bel: Want me to shimmer you to your room?
Veronica: No! What part of get out of here don't you understand?
Bel: You don't want to walk through the dorms like that, do you?
Veronica: It's preferable to letting you touch me while you're NOT WEARING PANTS.
Bel: Okay, okay, you can put the taser down.
Veronica: I'll put it down when you leave.
Bel: Fine, I was just trying to be helpful.
Veronica: Yeah, yeah. Just go. Goodnight, Fandom. Hopefully we'll all get our clothes back tomorrow.
Bel: Good night!
[ooc: MAD PROPS to demonbelthazor who wrote the majority of this broadcast while I was out having a *gasp* life this evening.]