Fandom Radio, May 6, 2006
Hi ho, hi ho, it's on the radio I go. Good morning - evening- afternoon, whatever, everybody's. This is John. I am a wee bit smashed. But I will be okay. Not even booze, such wonderful good booze, will stop me from bringing you the news. Hi Xander! Hi! 'Member that time we held hands! It was fuuuuuun.
Dormy McDorms!
In da gym, Aeryn and Cammie chat. But they do not make out. Aeryn is my girlfriend and Cammie only looks like me. No making out! I shake my head at making out! Parkie, who I totally have pictures of from Homecoming, drops in and talks about fighty stuff. I can do the crane kick! I'm doing it right now. And Bar...pirate? That hole in the wall totally was already there! I think Rita Scooter did it. Rita Scooter loves me. I bought her Mylanta for her regularity! Also, Rory and Aeryn are talking animals! Seriously, that's what the notes say. Not that I can read them all that clearly...
Walter has a scary dreams! I'm scared of Victoria's Secret. UNDERWEAR IS SCARY. Rory has doggies on her undewear. I seen them! Quinn leaves! Where did she go? Is this like a Where's Waldo thing? Someone, go find Quinn!
Pippi who is not Skippy also has weird dreams. Was Howie Mandel there? He's scary omgwtf! Cammie has skeery dreams too. Scary like Boy George? Not that Cammie is Boy George, not at all. Molly and Cammie negotiate for hits. Molly is hitting Cammie? Cammie, I will save you! Ivanova is leaving too. Woe. I cry purple tears.
I think we’re alone now
There doesn’t seem to be anyone around
I think we’re alone now
The beating of our hearts is the only sound
I had such a crush on Tiffany when I was just a wee lad.
In my room, we had fun! Isabel and my totally hot not girlfriend, Faithful, I mean, AERYN, chat. AERYN IS MY NOT GIRLFRIEND. And we played Monopopoly! And people felled asleep! Shhhhh! Sleeping!
Townie McTown!
CattynCanopener or something wake up without clothes on. That means naked. They were naked in public. OMG, guys, that's bad. The fuzz could've busted you! Full body tans are not worth that! Naked in jail. That be bad!
Crowley, the man, the myth, the legend does some hanging out in the park. The park is not for emo. No emo in the park! Don't make me exorcise the park! Pippi who is not Skippy visits Crowley and they do not emo together. No emo in the park! Paige, the person, not like a piece of paper in a book also visits. No one wrote on Paige because that would be mean. It would be so mean! So mean!
I wanna kiss you all over
And over again
I wanna kiss you all over
Till the night closes in
Till the night closes in
I just love that song.
At Caritas, Marty does some teasing of Nadia about Water. I mean, Walter. Wait, Walter Water? Is he a new student? HI MR. WATER! Weevil, whose name makes me laugh, buys Bel a drink. They bond. But not bonded. No marriage for Weevil and Bel! Angela explains her almost nakedness to Bel. OMG, Angela, were you naked on the beach too with CattynCanOpener? In the lounge, Angela, who is not naked anymore and Marty talk about alien meerkats! OMG INVASION?
The clinic is quiet for Allie and Dr. Troy!
I am getting naked in the radio booth! Except I'm not...or I'm not as far as you know! I AM A HUMAN ENIGMA! Good night citizens!
Dormy McDorms!
In da gym, Aeryn and Cammie chat. But they do not make out. Aeryn is my girlfriend and Cammie only looks like me. No making out! I shake my head at making out! Parkie, who I totally have pictures of from Homecoming, drops in and talks about fighty stuff. I can do the crane kick! I'm doing it right now. And Bar...pirate? That hole in the wall totally was already there! I think Rita Scooter did it. Rita Scooter loves me. I bought her Mylanta for her regularity! Also, Rory and Aeryn are talking animals! Seriously, that's what the notes say. Not that I can read them all that clearly...
Walter has a scary dreams! I'm scared of Victoria's Secret. UNDERWEAR IS SCARY. Rory has doggies on her undewear. I seen them! Quinn leaves! Where did she go? Is this like a Where's Waldo thing? Someone, go find Quinn!
Pippi who is not Skippy also has weird dreams. Was Howie Mandel there? He's scary omgwtf! Cammie has skeery dreams too. Scary like Boy George? Not that Cammie is Boy George, not at all. Molly and Cammie negotiate for hits. Molly is hitting Cammie? Cammie, I will save you! Ivanova is leaving too. Woe. I cry purple tears.
I think we’re alone now
There doesn’t seem to be anyone around
I think we’re alone now
The beating of our hearts is the only sound
I had such a crush on Tiffany when I was just a wee lad.
In my room, we had fun! Isabel and my totally hot not girlfriend, Faithful, I mean, AERYN, chat. AERYN IS MY NOT GIRLFRIEND. And we played Monopopoly! And people felled asleep! Shhhhh! Sleeping!
Townie McTown!
CattynCanopener or something wake up without clothes on. That means naked. They were naked in public. OMG, guys, that's bad. The fuzz could've busted you! Full body tans are not worth that! Naked in jail. That be bad!
Crowley, the man, the myth, the legend does some hanging out in the park. The park is not for emo. No emo in the park! Don't make me exorcise the park! Pippi who is not Skippy visits Crowley and they do not emo together. No emo in the park! Paige, the person, not like a piece of paper in a book also visits. No one wrote on Paige because that would be mean. It would be so mean! So mean!
I wanna kiss you all over
And over again
I wanna kiss you all over
Till the night closes in
Till the night closes in
I just love that song.
At Caritas, Marty does some teasing of Nadia about Water. I mean, Walter. Wait, Walter Water? Is he a new student? HI MR. WATER! Weevil, whose name makes me laugh, buys Bel a drink. They bond. But not bonded. No marriage for Weevil and Bel! Angela explains her almost nakedness to Bel. OMG, Angela, were you naked on the beach too with CattynCanOpener? In the lounge, Angela, who is not naked anymore and Marty talk about alien meerkats! OMG INVASION?
The clinic is quiet for Allie and Dr. Troy!
I am getting naked in the radio booth! Except I'm not...or I'm not as far as you know! I AM A HUMAN ENIGMA! Good night citizens!