Raven [giggling]: Gooooood morning, Fandom. I hope everyone got a good night's sleep last night and is well rested for today.

Bel: Ah, I see we're in giggling psychopath mode today.

Raven: What is that supposed to mean?

Bel: You have more channels than my TV. And I have a pretty good cable package.

Raven: I do not know what you are talking ( Read more... )

DRAKE: Good evening, Fandom, it's Double Demon radio tonight, since I dragged Bel along again. Say, buddy, why is your face bruised?

BEL: Don't ask.

DRAKE: You know making me use my imagination just makes it worse.

BEL: ( Shut up and read your notes. )

BEL: They have you doing the radio now? Don't they know they shouldn't encourage you?

DRAKE: What can I say, people love me here. So you going to help me or not?

BEL: I've done it before. I know the routine.

DRAKE: Show me how it's done, hot stuff.

BEL: ...shut up.

( Double Demon Radio! )

DAWN: Good evening, Fandom. This is Dawn, and I'm here with Bel, and we're here to update you on this singularly depressing Friday. Is it too much to ask that people stop leaving town? And then getting stuck wherever they're going ( Read more... )

VERONICA: Good evening, Fandom! Tonight I bring you a very special edition of radio... with snakes ( Read more... )

BEL: Good evening, Fandom, and welcome to the Bel and Dawn Show. As usual when Veronica isn't around, I've hijacked the radio, and once again I promise not to mention anything about her sex life or lack thereof. Continuing my tradition of lovely co-hosts -- except Tyler, because, sorry, dude, you're not my type -- I have Dawn helping me out ( Read more... )

BEL: Veronica's trusting me with the radio again. I promised I won't mention her sex life ( Read more... )

BEL: In a fit of insanity, Veronica asked me to cover the radio tonight. She's busy getting lucky.

WILLOW: She is? I had no idea the local prison let the inmates out today.

MARIE: She's not going to hear this right?

WILLOW: Hopefully none of us are going to hear herBEL: She did mention something about downloading the podcasts, but hopefully ( ( Read more... )

MARIE: ... if we get caught? Hm, I don't think that button did anything ( Read more... )

FAITHFUL: Good evening! To take a break from all the boring human announcers, I'll be doing your radio tonight. For those of you who don't get it: I'm a cat. Meow. New students, neither you or I are insane. Well, you might be insane, I'm just a talking cat.

BEL: And I'm a demon. Just for anyone who didn't know.

FAITHFUL: Right, news. Screeeeech. ( Read more... )