( The New, Improved Character Survey of Doom )

( A seven nation army couldn't hold me back; )

ALLEN WALKERS: A GUIDE IN OWNERSHIP
AS WRITTEN BY ARTHUR PENDRAGON

1. Frequently call him an idiot. For he very much is one, and cannot adequately improve or realize such times without your assistance. It will also stop his ego from growing any further.

2. You must feed your Allen almost as frequently as you call him an idiot. Unfed Allen’s tend to ( Read more... )