Does anybody local to me have a USB keyboard they would be willing to lend to me for an afternoon?
I wish to see if my milk-soaked laptop can be salvaged. I promise not to spill any food or drink on your board: I have Learned My Lesson.
Also, the lunatics I live with are going on a mono-diet. Perhaps you would like to adopt me? 

Cookies for Constipated Ladies with PMS
1 cup butter, beaten into submission with a stand mixer
1 cup packed light brown sugar
1/2 cup white sugar
2 eggs
3 teaspoons vanilla extract (who the hell am I kidding, I never measure vanilla, just pour that bastard.)
1 ¾ cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder (it was supposed to be baking soda but I ( Read more... )

-What foods do you totally love, but eat alone, and with aesthetic shame? (I have a Betty Crocker Potatoes au Gratin problem. )

-This comic perfectly described something that has been bothering me. Be sure to mouseover for the punchline.

-Soon I will be going on a little vacation with Doug. But not soon enough.

-I know I am not supposed to shower ( Read more... )

-I will be a bridesmaid this summer.
-I made poppyseed hamentashen for Purim, not because I am Jewish, but because I approve of holidays in honor of people named Esther.
-The hamentashen was pretty good. I used a rugelach dough recipe that was hard to work with 'cause it was so melty. (1 cup butter, 1 cup cream cheese, 1/4 cup powdered sugar, 1/2 tsp ( Read more... )

-My horrible cold has been futher complicated by what I think is a UTI.
-Every time I cough I feel like I have to pee, which is kinda like my body playing an evil physical comedy trick on me.
-I hope to see my doctor tomorrow
-My doctor is still in Malden
-I had tasty tasty anna's taqueria food for dinner
-I called out from work
-I felt all kinds of ( Read more... )

-We are moving all our furniture this Sunday. We have to clean and pack and clean ( Read more... )

A friend of mine is doing a poll about language (isolating stuff like who says dinner vs supper, soda vs tonic, etc) and one question was "What do you call the parts of an egg ( Read more... )

my coffee tastes like soap ( Read more... )