"Yes, that's what Philip Glass needs - atonality."

"Insults should come with a 'but;' compliments and apologies should not." - Me

‎"How I love to watch the morn,
with golden sun that shines,
Up above to nicely warm
these frosty toes of mine.

The wind doth taste of bittersweet,
like jasper winder and sugar,
I bet it's blown through others' feet,
like those of... Caspar Weinberger."

In a post about a bunch of mofos breaking into a library, kalindashepard wrote:

"You need guard dogs, big ones, with smaller attack dogs riding on top of them, and the smaller dogs have angry cats sitting on them, and they all have the plague, and are possibly on fire.

Also, bees..."

Spot the incongruities in the following half (not mine) of a conversation I just had with A Certain Someone:

"What? What do you want? Stop bugging me. I'm hanging up."

"No, come home, I miss you."

"I hate you, go away."

"OK, bye, I love you."

I can't decide if we're all fucked up, or the most normal couple on the planet. Srsly.

From my co-worker Maria:

"Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, 'Get the hell out of my way, I've got things to do.'"

Heh. Sounds like how I run a con. :)

"I remember at a previous Republican convention someone was selling buttons marked 'GOP - God's Own Party.'

Someone pointed out that the Arabic for 'God's own party' is ḥizbu'llāh."

- montrealais

More snow coming tomorrow, maybe a foot or more - zoinks! No word on work for tomorrow yet, but a lot of schools are already pre-emptively closing.

Also, the news said there is a mad dash at the airports with people trying to flee DC. FLEE! FLEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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For some reason while driving to lunch today I was trying to come up with different ways people cheer, or just shout general exclamations. For example:

• Boring white folks like me say, "Hooray!", "Yippee!" or "Yahoo!"
  
• Shakespeare would have said, "Huzzah!"
  
• SCAdians from the East say, "Vivat!"
  
• pinkvinylangel taught me, "Opa!" (and he's ever so cute when he does ( Read more... )