"Snarky Love: The Movie"
Spot the incongruities in the following half (not mine) of a conversation I just had with A Certain Someone:
"What? What do you want? Stop bugging me. I'm hanging up."
"No, come home, I miss you."
"I hate you, go away."
"OK, bye, I love you."
I can't decide if we're all fucked up, or the most normal couple on the planet. Srsly.