I'm sorry, when exactly did we stop capitalizing titles, i.e., "John Doe, associate vice president of institutional development?" What would Funk - let alone Wagnalls! - say about this?

What's the grammatically worst sentence you've ever seen? I mean really cringe-inducing. Multiple errors a plus! :)

For some reason while driving to lunch today I was trying to come up with different ways people cheer, or just shout general exclamations. For example:

• Boring white folks like me say, "Hooray!", "Yippee!" or "Yahoo!"
  
• Shakespeare would have said, "Huzzah!"
  
• SCAdians from the East say, "Vivat!"
  
• pinkvinylangel taught me, "Opa!" (and he's ever so cute when he does ( Read more... )