A wildly controversial 9 part take on the 1989 murders. Javier Bardem, Chloe Sevigny, no names, Nathan Lane, Jeff Perry and Leslie Grossman star

Blame It On The Rain

A tale of lives long lost. The optics are terrible at the funeral. It is 1989. Lyle and Erik have rudeness, coldness and anger. They’ve filmed this like 4 times already. There is a ( Read more... )

The Auteur
Women at shouting intensity. Kim is wickedly playful and indefensible. Consistently gaudy. Dex lacks moral rectitude. Anna has her baby. Kim is evil. Hilariously bad. At 10 minutes in, I said no, just no and DNF.

Best Lines:
“Silently pity me.”

“Every human being on this earth was welcomed by the sound of a woman screaming.”

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Trust No One 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑
There is a flashback to 1994 and concerned clamouring and unsettling music and an unknown future. The gothic creepiness goes up when the demented Denis reveals a body entombed in the wall of the cult house. Denis was in the cult and it wasn’t a mass suicide in 1994, Denis poisoned their water. Impressive to say the least. Where ( Read more... )

Ava Hestia
Anna may be involved in a cycle much bigger and older than she realises. Flashbacks to Wife number 1. Wife 1 is awful. Exposition and worship rituals. An evil twin features. FFS. Bad Irish accents and yelling. An American nightmare. Bad acting. Passions stolen away by witches! Dexter Sr has S&M satanic sex with a witch. Dex sees. Ew!
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The Omen (1995)
A failed pilot starring Brett Cullen and William Sadler. It aired on NBC. Exposition makes it deteriorate drastically from minute 1. Unimaginably wretched. Evil is a possession or something. Silly music and diabolical events. Not appealingly weird, just portentous, sinister campiness. Julie Carmen (!) of In ‘The Mouth Of Madness‘ ( Read more... )

‘Alien Romulus’ teaser
Nostalgia bait at its saddest.

‘High: Surviving A Dubai Drug Bust’ promo
Worst holiday ever.

‘American Horror Story: Delicate’ part 2 promo
NO.

‘Big Mood’ promo
No.

‘House Of The Dragon’ season 2 trailers
“Satisfaction of vengeance.”

‘Beetlejuice Beetlejuice’ teaser
No.

Tris di salami - nice.
It’s only possible to betray where ( Read more... )

Allegory Of The Catholic Faith
When Philby defected to the USSR he could not speak Russian. In fact he never learnt Russian. Elliott and his boring wife have boring conversations. Philby seems to have regrets and communicates via a flashing lamp. Philby in later life gave an interview to The Sunday Times expressing no remorse. There are sheep. The ( Read more... )

Legends Of Tomorrow 6x04

Bay Of Squids
DNF. There was dumb opening credits and no Ray. There was the Cuban missile crisis, JFK, RFK and watching this was like spitting at a mirror.

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The Six Million Dollar Man 3x06&3x07

The Deadly Test
Erik Estrada guest stars. There is drama, pathos, a massive perm and sexism in a catastrophically stupid ep I DNF.
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Missing While Sinning
It's 20 years since Gabi escaped Sir who controlled her with food. An escort is missing. When does Kelli Williams sleep? Gabi calls the missing escort's mother controlling for not wanting her daughter to be a hooker. Sir's real name is Hugh Evans? Brett Dalton has so much product in his hair. Dalton was involved with the escort ( Read more... )

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