Coordinates

The creepy priest does a spin class. Wtf is the point of Lois? Or her coma ridden hubby? Or the creepy nurse? Why is Travis Kelce playing an orderly? Why does the nun randomly break into song? No lurid fascination. Courtney B. Vance is Lois’ comatose hubby. Nicholas Chavez who was Lyle in ‘Monsters’ plays the weird priest.

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Troy

Stan left his relationship with Troy in an atrocious state over tennis. Stan brought nothing good to the family. Logan is a moron. Misery is heaped on. There is improbability. Misery is cosmically unavoidable. There is an ungrateful hag. Troy does a catalogue of bad judgements. The ebbing tide can be devastating. Slight and ineffectual. 🎾👟. ( Read more... )

Two

Stars Charles Bronson and Elizabeth Montgomery in post apoc NY. DNF.

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Doma Smo

Maggie’s son hates her. Yawn.

Best Line:

“Wait for the next bad thing to happen!”

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Brother, Can You Spare A Dime?

A life lived in the shadow of a father. In 1996 audiences rejected ‘Profit’. Now look at this show. Kitty was a throat goat. Kitty knew ( Read more... )

A wildly controversial 9 part take on the 1989 murders. Javier Bardem, Chloe Sevigny, no names, Nathan Lane, Jeff Perry and Leslie Grossman star

Blame It On The Rain

A tale of lives long lost. The optics are terrible at the funeral. It is 1989. Lyle and Erik have rudeness, coldness and anger. They’ve filmed this like 4 times already. There is a ( Read more... )

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‘Salem’s Lot’ (2024) trailer: On the shelf for 2 years and reshot. But it looks ok and features a Gordon Lightfoot song! No names and some nice creepy moments.

Best Lines:

“Unusual experiences.”

“Things have gone bad.”

‘Dollhouse’ trailer: Sigh.

‘Monsters: The Lyle And Erik Menendez Story’ teaser: Mmmmm.

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‘The Teacher’ series 2 promo: School trip gone wrong!

‘Grotesquerie’ trailer: This looks good.

Best Lines:

“Something hellish is here.”

“Rituals, cults.”

“Really hate people.”

“No future after this.”

‘Monsters: The Lyle And Erik Menendez Story’ trailer: Messed up.

‘Alien: Earth’ teaser: I am intrigued.

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‘Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story’ teaser: Javier Bardem and Chloe Sevigny and weirdness.

‘Super/Man’ trailer: A biography of Christopher Reeve.

Elderflower & lemon dressing - OK.

‘Parker Lewis Can’t Lose’ is irritating in retrospect.

I miss Mingles chocolates.

Coffee M&Ms discontinued! There are pumpkin pie m&ms!

RIP Sid.

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