A wildly controversial 9 part take on the 1989 murders. Javier Bardem, Chloe Sevigny, no names, Nathan Lane, Jeff Perry and Leslie Grossman star

Blame It On The Rain

A tale of lives long lost. The optics are terrible at the funeral. It is 1989. Lyle and Erik have rudeness, coldness and anger. They’ve filmed this like 4 times already. There is a ( Read more... )

Pilot 🦢🦢🦢🦢
1968: Truman Capote and society matrons fall out. Treat Williams, Naomi Watts, Diane Land, Calista Flockhart, Demi Moore, Chloe Sevigny, Molly Ringwald and more star. There is period blood revenge. The untalented and vile Russell Tovey is inflicted on viewers. Capote's voice annoys. Tom Hollander minces as Capote. Gus Van Sant directs. ( Read more... )

The Prowler (1981)
Farley Granger stars in this tale of a pushed-out man spurred into irritation and murder. The 1st graduation dance since 1945 is held. Bad stuff goes down. There are bad hairdos and slow pacing and T&A and murder. Not bad. 80s music and yelling and blood and dead women. So much mumbling and a jump scare.


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Missing While Indigenous
A tense family dynamic and a high-risk pregnancy. Why is Trent speaking to Gabi? Why does everyone go along with Gabi’s forcible compulsions? Gabi is pathologically incapable of not annoying. A doctor breaks confidentiality. A bastard child was conceived by morons. Sir rants. Doesn’t Trent have a union rep? Kelli Williams is ( Read more... )

Vice News (2021): Survivors Of A Troubled Teen Programme
An expose of Cross Creek Academy where troubled teens were sent. There is talk of Theo a hoodlum being kidnapped and sent there. A woman talks about a full intake cavity search, WTF? Showers were supervised. Theo’s mom wrote letters. People had to smile. Theo’s mom says he was saving her life ( Read more... )

3 sisters (at first) learn they are witches with the power of three and really bad taste in clothing.

SEASON 1

SOMETHING WICCA THIS WAY COMES
Prue and Piper Halliwell live in a San Francisco manor. One night black sheep sister Phoebe returns from her murky life in New York. Instant friction. Phoebe opens the long jammed attic door finds the Book Of ( Read more... )

Red (2008)

This is not a John Wick knockoff. Brian Cox's dog is shot by laughing teenage bullies. Nobody cares. The teenagers have more than occasional meanness. There is a whole lot of talking. The little punk and his punk friends drive a General Lee knockoff. This ain't 'Walking Tall'. This cold and spare and weak. Resentment is harboured.

Things ( Read more... )

Bad Santa 2 (2016)

A happy ending over-ride and more bad decisions. Octavia Spencer shows up as a hooker. Kathy Bates in a bad wig and Christina Hendricks show up. This is persistently not as funny as the 1st one. This was fatally charmless and full of dastardly morons. The 1st film was gloriously entertaining, this was not. This lacked drama and ( Read more... )

In this haunted abbey, the moment you stop praying is the moment you become the prey. Taissa Farmiga stars. There is talk of Amityville and a cameo by the Warrens. This takes place in 1952 Romania. There are crosses at the convent of St Carta which looks like a set. This was not justifiable. This was disastrous and an awkward charade. This was not ( Read more... )

Back From The Future, Part 1

This was unforgivably dull. Winn is back. Yawn. Kara fawns over Nia. Lex is much maligned and Kara has set herself up in opposition to him. Jon Cryer guest stars. Lena raises her opposition and Kara creates divisions. There's an evil Winn. Kara acts like she's unimpeachable. There is mischance.

Lex is not a chilling ( Read more... )