Selah, approaching me with her used napkin in her hands: "I'm going to marry this piece of paper. What will happen ( Read more... )

And I thought I was being a smart ass when I suggested "Let's Get It On" for a first dance song ...

I made oatmeal cookies with chopped up prunes in place of raisins.

Nobody in this house should be irregular for quite some time.

( You......... )

Funny.

Mom-mom mommy mom mom. Mommy mommy mom mom. Mom, mom-mom mommy mom. Mommy mommy mom?

Mom-mom-mom, mommy mommy motherhood. Mommy mom mommy mom. Mom-mom mom, mommy mommy mommy mom.

Mom!

Hrm, I was wondering how I could get the bathroooms done before Turkey Day ....

In other news: My GOD, why didn't I look at this before? (Probably because I'm a dork and never think to check Craigslist for anything). I might stop eating altogether if it would be possible to get someone in here every other week.

Me: "Have you brushed your teeth?"
Alex: "Yes."
Me: ...
Alex: *looks shifty*
Me: ...
Alex: *starts blushing and trying not to laugh*
Me: "WHY would you lie about brushing your teeth? Are you looking forward to being the Toothless 23-Year-Old?!"
Alex: *laughing by now, leaves to go brush*

WHY?!

If anyone wants to see why javamaven1 and I are friends, just go have a look at our answers to pricciar's latest poll. I mean JEEZ.

Context: The staff of Babbo, (Mario Batali's Italian restaurant in New York City), including our intrepid narrator, is catering a benefit dinner in Nashville, TN. They will be serving 200 dinners, and so have called for local volunteers to help with the plating. Volunteers turn up, most of them chefs in their own right, hoping to cook with Batali ( Read more... )