This evening
Selah, approaching me with her used napkin in her hands: "I'm going to marry this piece of paper. What will happen?"
Me: "You will have beautiful, papery children."
Selah: "What if I married a tarantula?!"
Me: "Then you would have beautiful, eight-legged children ... And a very strange wedding, because all the guests would be trying to squash the groom."
Alex: "Word."
Me: "You will have beautiful, papery children."
Selah: "What if I married a tarantula?!"
Me: "Then you would have beautiful, eight-legged children ... And a very strange wedding, because all the guests would be trying to squash the groom."
Alex: "Word."