A real conversation from this morning:
Me: "Have you brushed your teeth?"
Alex: "Yes."
Me: ...
Alex: *looks shifty*
Me: ...
Alex: *starts blushing and trying not to laugh*
Me: "WHY would you lie about brushing your teeth? Are you looking forward to being the Toothless 23-Year-Old?!"
Alex: *laughing by now, leaves to go brush*
WHY?!
Alex: "Yes."
Me: ...
Alex: *looks shifty*
Me: ...
Alex: *starts blushing and trying not to laugh*
Me: "WHY would you lie about brushing your teeth? Are you looking forward to being the Toothless 23-Year-Old?!"
Alex: *laughing by now, leaves to go brush*
WHY?!