HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS B*TCH ( Read more... )

> A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital.

> She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to

> someone

> who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

> The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear.

> What's the name and room number of the  patient?"

> The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said,

> "Norma Findlay, Room 302."

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APARTMENT  FOR RENT

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend

the night with her for $500. They did their thing,

and, before he left, he told her that he did

not have any cash with him, but he would have his

secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling

the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office, he ( Read more... )