Cocoa Puffs Joke
Two young brothers (5 and 7) decide that they are old enough to cuss. The 7 year old decides to say "hell" and the 5year old decides to say ass.
The next morning, mom comes in and asks the 7year old what he wants for breakfast.
"AWW Hell mom, I'll just have some Cocoa Puffs."
Mom starts spanking the boy and he goes crying and running to his room.
She turns to the 5 year old and says what would you like for breakfast.
" I'm not sure, but you can bet your sweet ass it isn't going to be Cocoa Puffs."