'potentially' and 'realistically' joke
A little funny to brighten your day
>> Subject: FW: 'potentially' and 'realistically'
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>> A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the
>> difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
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>> The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if
>> she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
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>> Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
>> dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
>> million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.
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>> So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
>> for a million dollars?'
>> The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money
>> to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
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>> The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
>> Pitt for a million dollars?'
>> The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him
>> in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'
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>> The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
>> Pitt for a million dollars?'
>> 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks
>> would buy?'
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>> The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
>> dad.
>> His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between
>> 'potentially' and 'realistically' ?'
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>> The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three
>> million dollars .
>> But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a homo.'