A toast to wine
Well.... Here's a toast from me then!
Wine
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine
and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer
there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at
the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1
kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &
beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because
alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service