Jarvis Cocker had to deal with an over-eager stage invader during his headlining slot on the John Peel stage at Glastonbury tonight (June 27). Before the former Pulp singer played his song 'Homewrecker!' a fan managed to make his way onto the stage, sidling up to Cocker and taking to the microphone.

"Without this man, Britpop would have been shit ( Read more... )

Odd question, but:


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My GOD this year's Hallowe'en layout is fug. Fail, LJ ( Read more... )

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No matter how many times I watch this it still makes me giggle like an idiot. I love QI quite a lot. Speaking of, does that start up again anytime soon? It's, like, the one comedy quiz show where I ACTUALLY GET MOST OF THE JOKES despite being a Canuck of very little brain. (Well, I understand a lot of Buzzcocks. HIGNFY, not so much ( Read more... )

Oh my god why are people so disgusting. When I went into the washroom during my break at work today I had a choice between the stall where someone hadn't flushed and the stall where someone had LEFT HER UNDERPANTS ON THE FLOOR WTF WTF. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT. (that is rhetorical. I don't actually want to know.) And... I wasn't really examining ( Read more... )

Learned at work today: Either high-school-acquaintance (I fancied her a bit when I was fifteen but I've since forgotten her name) gains weight very strangely or she is very very pregnant. Whaaaat. I realise this isn't THAT shocking but it's just really hard to get my head around because she's MY AGE wtf wtf ( Read more... )

Today I managed to miss my bus three times! Which I think is quite impressive considering all I wanted to do was go to work and back. (This morning I forgot the schedules are different on Saturdays. Twice. And then I thought my bus to go home had already come by so I decided to go to the bank instead and then it went past me. *facepalm ( Read more... )

So Heinz have recently pulled this (adorable) ad from the air and apologised for it because dickheads complained about the ZOMG GAYS. You can complain here, and you should, because succumbing to bigotry is pathetic. And seriously, that ad? Awesome ( Read more... )

*falls over ( Read more... )

FIRST DAY OF WORK OH SHIT

(I'm excited but mostly I'm TERRIFIED. *flails all over the place*)