Tabs open in my browser:Window 1, work stuff ( Read more... )

So, uh. Life. Bullet points, to keep us all sane (since I haven’t actually updated in a while).

• Red Sox! I went to TWO Sox games thus far this season. gone_shaughraun’s friend had them, couldn’t use them, and sold them for face value. FACE. VALUE. Amazing. The first ones were to a Tampa Bay game, up in the Infield Grandstand out by third base; I took Sasha, ( Read more... )

Haven't had a chance to actually see this with sound (am posting from work, naughty, naughty), but the transcript alone makes this Made of Win.

Portia de Rossi Apologizes for her marriage.

Hi, I am Portia De Rossi. When I got married all I was thinking about was my own joy at committing to love my partner for the rest of my life. I didn’t think ( Read more... )

Morning Of Doom

one. Woke up, rolled over, dozed for a bit, got up at 8:05 (not quite late, but I prefer to be up and in the shower by 7:50ish). Showered, fiddled with moisturizer and crap out of shower, noticed MAMMOTH zit on chin, great. Finally got out of bathroom at 8:20 to Wes freaking out at how late it was because he had to get to school to ( Read more... )

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So, last night Wes and I were talking about TV jingles that get in our heads; specifically, he mentioned the recent Hood commercial song irritates him. The conversation was short, I bopped along to various commercial jingles aimlessly while we had the TV on. And now, it's bad.

Confession:
I have the McDonald's Filet O' Fish ad stuck in my head. ( Read more... )

Y'ALL, I LOVE THIS HOTEL.

Okay, so they didn't have E!, which made me sad yesterday, but today all is forgiven. First of all, I slept like a dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaam last night, to the point where, after going to bed late, I woke up a half hour early before dozing for another half hour and then getting up, well-rested and ready to go. The shower was ( Read more... )

Hugh Jackman said about five words in a clip just now, and I want to have sex with his face. I don't know how I'm going to survive this. MMMMMM, HUGH JACKMAN.

FOR YOU, MAGGIE AND PINEY. JASON FUCKING VARITEK. MMMMMMMMMM.

Man is clutch. Sometimes. *loffs on*

Signs You've Been Inhaling Too Many Cleaning Agents:
- you missed the smell of Comet. Yes, Comet.- you start singing to the sink about how clean it's getting ( Read more... )