Haven't had a chance to actually see this with sound (am posting from work, naughty, naughty), but the transcript alone makes this Made of Win.
Portia de Rossi Apologizes for her marriage. Hi, I am Portia De Rossi. When I got married all I was thinking about was my own joy at committing to love my partner for the rest of my life. I didn’t think about all the people that I was hurting by getting married. That was selfish.
I'm not a huge Arrested Development fan, but this woman is hilarious. WATCH. LOVE.
After all, the woman has a point. I mean, clearly.
And this union clearly is a threat to any marriage I could ever have with a man, or to my parents' marriage of forty years, or the marriage that Britney Spears had in Vegas that lasted less than seventy two hours. Because these two women are such a threat to other people, and their marriage has absolutely nothing to do with the love they share. Such a travesty.