Tonite mi meen humans went out and they DIDNT FEED ME and they ALWAYS turn the lites off now. In fact, they dont even turn the lite on in the daytiem ( Read more... )

( In which Mum is MEAN and NASTY and won't let me catch DUCKS! )

So Mum took me in the CAR and we went to a place with SMELLZ and OTHER DOGGIES - and then she LEFT ME THERE AND THEY MADE ME HAVE A BATH and they CUT OFF ALL MY FUR. (But at least now I'm not as miserably hot as I used to be ( Read more... )

We went for a WALK and I was sniffing and sniffing and pee-ing and then I sniffed and my tummy went RUMBLE and I've been a BIT GASSY (but not so you'd notice) so I needed to do a huge POO and so I did it outside a house and Thumdude was on his little phone to his brother and he was laughing and Mum was looking upset and it was a HUGE POO so it went ( Read more... )

Cuz tonight I was a Little Tiny Bit gassy and I didn't think Mum or Thumbdude wuld notice but they did and they said they needed to get fresh air and so they took me on a WALK!

So I'll try it again tomorrow!