'cus 17Catherines sed she wus ordring MEAT and I thort I shuld get sum so I emaeled her and askd her for sum.

And I ask Mum to drop an envelop at 17Catherines' place 'cus I'm not allowed there 'cause of her nasty rotten KATZ but I wish I had becus wen Mum went there there wus a CHIKN on the veranda and it wus just SITTING THER and I CULDNT CHASE IT cus I WASNT THER ( Read more... )

Also known as "NewSquirt". Not sure why. Haven't squirted in ages. And only upstairs, where it doesn't matter ( Read more... )

So Mum took me in the CAR and we went to a place with SMELLZ and OTHER DOGGIES - and then she LEFT ME THERE AND THEY MADE ME HAVE A BATH and they CUT OFF ALL MY FUR. (But at least now I'm not as miserably hot as I used to be ( Read more... )

is Boring Dri Fud and that is only 66% correct.

And they are having CHEESE and not sharing.

'CAUSE SHE AND THUMDUDE HAD MEET FOR DINNER AND THEY WOULDNT SHARE IT AND THEY ONLY LET ME HAV BORING DRI FUD WHICH ISNT REEL FUD BUT THEN THEY GET ANGRI WHEN I TRY TO SNIFF THER FUD AND THEY DONT BELEEVE ME WHEN I SAI IM ONLY SNIFFING.