BETRAYAL!
So Mum took me in the CAR and we went to a place with SMELLZ and OTHER DOGGIES - and then she LEFT ME THERE AND THEY MADE ME HAVE A BATH and they CUT OFF ALL MY FUR. (But at least now I'm not as miserably hot as I used to be).
But then MUM took me to ANOTHER PLACE because the BATH people said I had a LUMP, and the NEW PLACE had SMELLZ and CATS and DOGGIES and NOMMIES.
But then the NEW PLACE LADY felt my TUMMY and my LEGS and my BACK and she said that I was SKINNY around the TUMMY! Then she said sumthing about loving my HANDLES.
And Mum got really annoyed with me and said I'm not allowed any more SNAX.
And that's just MEAN.
*sulk*
Also Mum says I've started TWEETING but I think that was just the cheese sauce I had last night.
But then MUM took me to ANOTHER PLACE because the BATH people said I had a LUMP, and the NEW PLACE had SMELLZ and CATS and DOGGIES and NOMMIES.
But then the NEW PLACE LADY felt my TUMMY and my LEGS and my BACK and she said that I was SKINNY around the TUMMY! Then she said sumthing about loving my HANDLES.
And Mum got really annoyed with me and said I'm not allowed any more SNAX.
And that's just MEAN.
*sulk*
Also Mum says I've started TWEETING but I think that was just the cheese sauce I had last night.