On my way home today I did something while driving that I've never done before: I flossed a little ( Read more... )

I went in to the dentist this morning. My regular dental assistant brought me into the back, strapped that big blue napkin on me, and called the dentist over for the moment of truth.

No sooner had he done the requisite prodding than he turned to the dental assistant and said "Let's put a bent wire on the top."

Excuse me? You had better mean the ( Read more... )

Walking back home from Crystal's house earlier tonight, I turned a street corner and felt a spider's web gently embrace my neck. I immediately began the futile attempt to get it off of me, only to somehow transfer a long portion to my left arm. Trying to get it off my arm returned it (?) to my neck and then my forehead, about which time the ( Read more... )

I went to the lake yesterday. And strange things were afoot. It began with a large dog prancing out into the water to let out a huge, constricted poop. It escalated when a woman wandered out into the poop area to bathe. Then, she began to shave her legs ( Read more... )

So last Tuesday, at an ungodly early hour in the morning, I went to the dentist. I was hoping it would finally be the day when they would tell me how much longer I had with the gum-pushing, food-keeping, check-cutting braces, but . . . no. I should mention that when they originally talked me into the braces, it was prophesized I would have them ( Read more... )

So I got my lower teeth braced today. That's so not the right way to use that word, but I'm going to go with it. Easier than rephrasing the sentence. Or backspacing, which is way too much work ( Read more... )

So last night at about 3am I sat straight up in bed suddenly with the thought "July 8th isn't Tuesday ( Read more... )