*Megan* 's skin is abandoning her
I went to the lake yesterday. And strange things were afoot. It began with a large dog prancing out into the water to let out a huge, constricted poop. It escalated when a woman wandered out into the poop area to bathe. Then, she began to shave her legs.
Still, we perservered and continued to jetski, and now I must report that while I am no longer beet-red, the top layer of my skin has had enough and is leaving me.
Also, if I don't get my braces off tomorrow I may attack my dentist.
Still, we perservered and continued to jetski, and now I must report that while I am no longer beet-red, the top layer of my skin has had enough and is leaving me.
Also, if I don't get my braces off tomorrow I may attack my dentist.